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Page 1 - INTRO

why we like her?

Paris Hilton has a knack for attracting attention and always seems to be at the center of things. Sure, some people might feel that this isn't much of a virtue, but Paris is a born self-promoter -- despite her occasional protests to the contrary.

why is she famous?

"Paris the Heiress" is first-born in the latest generation of the Hilton family, of swanky hotel fame. Fat trust fund aside, she is also known for being a high-society party girl, part-time model, and quasi-actress.

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overall rating - 73

Paris Hilton sets the standard for the wealthy, twenty-something socialites of the 21st century. Her privileged upbringing as heiress to the Hilton millions and her whirlwind itinerary of partying make her seem like a perfect subject for Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

Even a life that is such an Epicurean feast is not without its hiccups. Paris has garnered unwanted attention in the tabloids for her connections with movie stars such as Leonardo DiCaprio and Edward Furlong, not to mention a sex tape that made its way onto the Internet. And she hasn't helped matters with her obnoxious conduct at a number of functions and parties at such high-profile venues as the notorious Studio 54, which has been duly publicized by the gutter press.

Nevertheless, Paris has made some efforts to step out of the imposing shadow of the Hilton name. She has established herself as a model and taken the first steps toward starting an acting career, as well as made inroads into the business end of the fashion world. It's too soon to tell just how successful these ventures will be, and whether the name Paris Hilton will ever mean more than a hotel in France.

personality & talent - 61

Sadly, it seems that Paris' reputation as a "poor little rich girl" is justified. While by all accounts Paris has good relationships with her family, especially her sister and party partner Nicky, her public persona tends to be haughty and self-centered. Along with her well-publicized bathroom line-cutting, another example of Paris' self-absorption is that her favorite movie is ****lander -- in which she appears.

As for talent, Paris' ventures in film and fashion entrepreneurship have yet to really take off. But to be fair, merely in her early 20s, Paris still has a lot of time to explore and establish herself as something other than just another excessively wealthy socialite.

sexiness - 84

Despite her protestation that she hates being famous, Paris adores the spotlight, and is very uninhibited (as her appearance in a homemade sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon would suggest). Combine that lack of restraint with a pouty, girlish joie de vivre, and you've got quite a package -- or a handful, if you tend to be more cynical.

In the end, Paris' sexiness is a matter of personal preference. Her lack of sophistication, despite a privileged upbringing, when amplified by infantile antics, could be a real turnoff for many. Nevertheless, a breezy attitude, a pretty face, and a juicy bankroll are enough for some men. And since when were "respectable" women automatically sexy anyway?

accomplishments & fame - 67

Ironically, Paris' main accomplishment is that she has made herself famous without really having accomplished anything, aside from some modeling and bit parts in films like Wishman, Nine Lives, The Hillz, Wonderland, and The Cat in the Hat. She also starred in FOX's reality show, The Simple Life, which featured Paris Hilton and best friend Nicole Ritchie (daughter of Lionel) living on a farm. The show was such a ratings hit that a sequel is being considered.

But you have to give Paris credit for dropping some of her cash on charities and charitable events, such as a casino night to benefit Harlem's Room to Grow charity. And her trying to make a mark in the real world is commendable (even if it is the rather bogus world of fashion).

Paris' fame remains closer to notoriety than true recognition. She is still a fixture in gossip columns and the tabloid press thanks to her antics at parties and string of high-profile boyfriends, and has now apparently become a role model for other attention starved socialites looking to up their public profile.

natural beauty - 78

Paris isn't quite a voluptuous knockout, but she certainly is pretty, and her success as a model is understandable. Her slender frame is certainly the stuff of cover girls. Her blonde hair, brown eyes, and sensuous mouth round out the picture.

But since she is still in her early 20s, Paris has the waifish, not-quite-developed look of an awkward teenager, which can detract from her assets. Perhaps in a few more years her beauty will mature a little more, and, by doing so, deepen.

personal style - 76

Paris' style leaves a bit to be desired, as it tends to shock rather than soothe. At a high-profile L.A. shindig, for example, she wore a white shredded-hem silk dress with rhinestones by Heatherette, sky-high Patricia Field platforms, and a white bomber hat by Gucci -- and she looked like a dude ranch reject.

Usually, Paris can be seen in low-slung Frankie B. jeans, a tank top, a denim jacket, faux-diamond waistbands, and too much makeup: in other words, a more urban kind of overpriced pseudo-chic. It's difficult to imagine Paris in anything truly elegant.

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Biography

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"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris." -Paris Hilton

Biography

Paris Hilton was born on February 17th, 1981, to Rick and Kathy Hilton, making her the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, founder of the Hilton hotels and source of the family fortune -- estimated at $300 million. Her grandfather, Conrad "Nicky" Hilton, Jr., also brought some notoriety to the family, as he was the first of Elizabeth Taylor's many ex-husbands. Paris' younger sister, Nicky (born in 1983), shares the throne as co-heiress of the Hilton empire.

paris the model

Growing up in Manhattan's ritzy Waldorf-Astoria, the family's New York home, as well as other Hilton digs in Beverly Hills and the Hamptons, Paris didn't seem to yearn for much. Even after graduating from high school, college didn't appeal to her. So, around the year 2000, Paris decided to branch out and become famous.

She began to make a name for herself as a model, soon appearing in shows for designers such as Marc Bouwer and Catherine Malandrino, and she later completed an ad campaign for Iceberg, an Italian label. In addition, Paris has posed for spreads in national magazines such as GQ, Vanity Fair and FHM, and has also been profiled, along with her sister, in People magazine.

paris in the tabloids

At the same time, Paris became the center of attention because of her relationships -- real or imagined by the paparazzi -- with some of Hollywood's hottest young stars. In early 2000, Paris was spotted around town with Leonardo DiCaprio. However, the press, especially the National Enquirer, blew their casual friendship far out of proportion. Nevertheless, she apparently dated Terminator 2's Edward Furlong for a few months, and was later seen out and about with boxer Oscar de la Hoya. Paris has also been linked with actor and Tommy Hilfiger model, Jason Shaw, Sum 41 lead singer Derek Whibley, and Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys.

Paris, along with her younger sister Nicky, also became notorious as socialites, gracing party after party and getting bad press for their antics. For example, Paris has grabbed headlines by shoving ahead of others in a washroom line, then, when upbraided for her rudeness, quipped that she only wanted to look at herself in the mirror. She has also danced on top of bar banquettes, gone topless for attention, and paraded around in designer T-shirts with slogans like, "Got Blow?" Yet Paris maintains that the bad press "sucks" and that "people are mean."

paris stars in the simple life

Perhaps in an effort to clean up her image, Paris has tried to make her mark by working on more substantial projects. In 2001, she had a cameo appearance in Ben Stiller's fashion spoof, ****lander. Other appearances include a role as a strung-out supermodel in the film short QIK2JDG, The Hillz (co-starring boyfriend Jason Shaw), Wonderland, and the big-screen adaptation of the Dr. Seuss classic, The Cat in the Hat. She also starred in the FOX reality show, The Simple Life, based on Green Acres, and featured Paris Hilton living on a farm. The show was such a success that there will likely be a sequel.

On top of her burgeoning acting career, Paris has designed a high-end collection of purses for Tokyo label Samantha Thavasa, along with her sister Nicky. Paris has also given back; she has done charity work for Toys for Tots. Unfortunately, her attempts to start a modeling company and a makeup line seem to have fizzled.

paris on video

Paris has also grabbed headlines thanks to a makeout session with notorious lesbian, Ingrid Casares, and a sex tape starring Paris and ex Rick Solomon that was released on the Net, and of course, spread like wildfire.

Paris Hilton also appears in 2004's Raising Helen, starring Kate Hudson.
sir_darkstar
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Added: Jul 17, 2007 11:45 pm
Surf's up for Paris and Koby
July 16, 2007 11:30pm

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HER sunglasses might have taken on the proportions of a scuba mask, but Paris Hilton appears to have developed a new passion for surfing.
The 26-year-old's coach, Australian big wave champion Koby Abberton, was on hand to dispense some much-needed direction as Hilton took to the waves at Malibu Beach yesterday.
With Abberton's girlfriend, buxom model Tahyna Tozzi, hovering close by, Hilton looked to be mastering the basics of learning to paddle out.
But her devotion to the sport didn't stop her flaunting her trademark fashion as Paris paraded in a skimpy polka-dot bikini.
The heiress' unlikely friendship with Abberton began while she was holidaying in Sydney earlier this year.
The pair were seated next to one another while they judged a bikini competition at Bondi Icebergs in January, and have remained in touch ever since.
Yesterday's surfing lesson provided something of a change of pace for Hilton, who was released from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles three weeks ago.
She had served a total of 24 days in jail for a violating her probation on a driving ban - an experience she described as "traumatic" but outlook-changing.
"It gave me a time-out in life to really find out what's important and what I want to do, figuring out who I am. . . . even though it was really hard, I took that time just to get to know myself," she said.
Since then, Hilton has pledged to become a role model for her young fans and to undertake more charity work.
She has been photographed with Abberton and Tozzi on a number of occasions since the couple arrived in the US several weeks ago. The trio were guests at actress Lindsay Lohan's Fourth of July party earlier this month.
Tozzi's sister, fellow model Cheyenne, was also among the attendees. She has been linked with actress Mischa Barton's ex-boyfriend, oil heir Brandon Davis.
sir_darkstar
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Added: Jul 17, 2007 11:50 pm
Paris Hilton and Bra Boy
July 17, 2007 12:00am

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PARIS Hilton has a passion for surfing, thanks to Aussie big-wave rider and Bra Boys gang member Koby Abberton.

Abberton, Hilton's coach, was last year given a nine-month suspended sentence in Sydney for lying to police over the killing of a local thug by his brother, Jai.
With Abberton's girlfriend, model Tahyna Tozzi, watching, Hilton looked to master paddling at Malibu. But her devotion to the sport stopped at fashion, with Hilton electing to forgo a wetsuit for a skimpy bikini.
Her friendship with Abberton began in Sydney this year.
They sat next to each other while judging a bikini competition at Bondi in January, and have stayed in touch since.
Hilton was released from prison in Los Angeles three weeks ago.
She had served a total of 24 days' jail for a violating her probation on a driving ban, an experience she called traumatic.
Since then, Hilton has vowed to become a role model for young fans.
She has been pictured with Abberton and Tozzi on a number of occasions since the couple arrived in the US several weeks ago.
All three were guests at troubled actor Lindsay Lohan's July 4 party.

Bra Boy takes on Little Miss Waxhead
July 17, 2007

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Despite a lack of swell and somewhat impractical swimming attire, Paris Hilton appeared to enjoy the casual surfing lesson she received from Sydney surfer and Bra Boy Koby Abberton at Malibu Beach in California.
On Sunday, Hilton lolled a short distance offshore under the tutelage of Abberton, who is visiting California.
Hilton and Abberton met in January at the Bondi Icebergs club where they judged a bikini contest for women hoping to become the "face" of a new beer.
Hilton is still revelling in her freedom, after being imprisoned on a drink-driving charge, briefly let out while wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet, and then returned to jail to serve her 22-day sentence.
Abberton has had his own brushes with the law, receiving a nine-month suspended jail sentence for perverting the course of justice after his brother Jai was acquitted of murder in 2005.
The professional big wave surfing champion is travelling in California with his partner, Tahyna Tozzi. The pair attended a party at beachfront house hired by the celebrity Lindsay Lohan on July 4.
US film corporations Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment have bought the rights an upcoming film about the Bra Boys, reportedly on the recommendation of the actor Russell Crowe, who narrated a 2006 documentary about the group of surfers produced by Abberton and his brothers.
Annette Sharp reports: Sydney model Cheyenne Tozzi has struck up a relationship with Hollywood playboy and US oil heir Brandon Davis, one of Hilton's cast-offs.
Tozzi was sighted with Davis on a Miami beach on Thursday, prompting a flood of calls to her Sydney agent Priscilla Leighton Clark.
Leighton Clark was adamant the couple are not romantically involved and was unsure how the pair met. She assured us the couple were "just friends".
Tozzi, 18, has been in Miami working at Miami Swim Week, where she has been modelling swimsuits for the public and US swimwear industry reps. We're hoping she was demonstrating rather more class on the catwalk than she was when dealing with a wedgie on the beach on Thursday.
A week ago, her sister, Tahyna, was photographed at Hollywood brat Lindsay Lohan's beach birthday party with Bra Boy Koby Abberton.
Davis, with his connections and his multimillion-dollar inheritance, is likely to make a more acceptable son-in-law than Abberton.
We wonder what Tahyna's Cronulla-based parents will make of Abberton dating their eldest daughter.
agnomenamedgrimblekrumble
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Added: Jul 18, 2007 2:14 pm
Thought ya might like this one, S_D.
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sir_darkstar
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Added: Jul 19, 2007 12:10 am
Ahh nice one Gnome, much appreciated.

Paris Hilton gets a new man
Jul 18 09:32am

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Paris Hilton has hooked up with a man with an eye for totally hot threads.

Her latest squeeze is T-shirt designer Tyler Atkins, with the new couple all over each at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu last weekend.

Tyler is a 21-year old wunderkind, who runs his own label called Rock Stars And Angels that is available through the likes of trendy L.A. boutiques such as Kitson.

He's also got an Australian connection - he's good friends with Bra Boy celebrity surfer Koby Abberton, who gave Paris surfing lessons and is currently close to one of Paris' friends.

Paris' new beau was even allowed to hold onto her new dog, Cinderella, which is something that she doesn't normally allow any other person to do, as she's over-protective of her pets.

While Paris claimed on 'Larry King Live' that she doesn't dabble with drugs (despite being photographed taking repeated hits from marijuana cigarettes, and talking about having the best pot on her private video tapes that leaked early in 2007), Tyler has his own experiences dating socialites with drug dependencies.

In a video clip available on You Tube, the T-shirt designer claims that he was slipped a mickey by a 'famous chick' he met at a party in the Hollywood Hills...funnily enough, the same suburb that Paris calls home.

"She's like a full pill-popper," he says of his supplier. "She brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, 'Yeah, [bleep] it - I'll just have one. Why not?'

"And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy.

"And she drugged me, this famous chick," he continued. "I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome."
sir_darkstar
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Added: Jul 22, 2007 12:37 am
Paris Hilton's new bloke takes the p***
From Sydney Confidential
July 20, 2007 06:54am

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THEIR public romance may be a day old, but the love affair between Paris Hilton and her new Aussie boyfriend has already hit a crisis point - requiring its own publicity agent.
In, like, a totally Generation Y development, a photo of local fisho-turned-fashionista Tyler Atkins mocking the blonde jailbird he's now dating surfaced yesterday, embarrassingly on his private MySpace web page.
Entitled "Who the f... is Paris?'', the photo was still on his site yesterday. In it Atkins wears a blonde wig, diamantine tiara and oversized sunglasses in a parody of Hilton's book cover image for her 2005 release Confessions of an Heiress.
But it was comments attributed to Atkins in yesterday's The Daily Telegraph, linking him to group sex and drug taking with a celebrity, that prompted a snap press statement from his agents - confirming his relationship with the party princess but distancing their client from his YouTube musings.
Claiming the couple had met through close friends last week, the one-time car thief and confessed drug user said: "Paris and I are just getting to know each other. She is a really smart, amazing girl and we share similar interests. We have been hanging out at the beach, talking about fashion and its been lots of fun.''
The gushing release continued: "She's a cool girl and we're having a really great time enjoying each other's company.''
Atkins's PR stated comments he made about partying with a pill-popping celeb were "highly exaggerated for the purpose of making (an interview he gave last month) entertaining''.
sir_darkstar
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Added: Jul 27, 2007 12:43 am
Paris gives Cisco Adler a lap dance
Jul 27 08:39am

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Determined that Lindsay Lohan won't hog all the headlines, Paris Hilton unleashed her inner stripper - ironic, given that Lindsay's just-released film 'I Know Who Killed Me?' tells the tale of a "lady of the pole".

The former jailbird hooked up with Mischa Barton's ex-boyfriend, rocker Cisco Adler, and was spotted playing hide the tongue (down each other's throat) at a club overnight, with Paris responding enthusiastically to Adler's urgings that she should give him a lap dance.

When she wasn't shaking her beaver all over his brown stonewash denims, Paris hit the stage of the bar to serenade the crowd with a cover of "Bette Davis Eyes" as well as a take on her first ever single, "Stars are Blind."

Oh, to not have to arise early in the morning for 'work', but instead spent all night swapping spit with fairly anonymous rockers of dubious talent!

Nice 'work' if you can get it?
sir_darkstar
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Added: Aug 01, 2007 1:39 am
Paris Hilton loses inheritance
July 30, 2007 02:16pm

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PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.

Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behaviour - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.

But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw.

"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote a biography of the clan called House Of Hilton.

"He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."

Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate to charity the $2.4bn he will gain from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone.

The money will go to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business.


Paris Hilton to sing in sci-fi musical thriller
Tuesday July 31, 06:54 AM

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LOS ANGELES (AFP) - Heiress Paris Hilton will sing in a science fiction musical thriller by Darren Lynn Bousman, director of two-thirds of the "Saw" trilogy, according to reports in the industry.

Hilton, 26, heiress of the hotel chain that bears her family name, will perform in "Repo! The Genetic Opera," set in 2056 as humanity is devastated by an epidemic, magazine Variety reported Monday.

Bousman told Variety that some 30 actresses auditioned for the role, among them, Hilton.

Hilton made her cinematic debut in 2005 in the remake of a 1950s terror film, "House of Wax," in the role of Paige Edwards.

The club-hopping Hilton also produced a music CD, and in June the pampered heiress created a media frenzy when she spent 23 days in jail for driving while her license was suspended for a previous violation.



Paris Hilton selling Hollywood home for a $4.95m
31st July 2007, 10:15 WST

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Paris Hilton is selling her Hollywood Hills home.

The 1926 Spanish-style house went on the market last Friday for a hot $US4.25 million ($4.95 million) price tag.

“This is a very special celebrity owned home,” according to a description on MLS, the multiple listing service that brokers and customers rely on for a first look at available properties.

The house boasts four bedrooms and three and a half bathrooms and includes a separate guest quarter and office. One bedroom was converted into the “ultimate closet”.

Hilton’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the house was put up for sale but declined further comment.

The move comes a month after the 26-year-old Hilton walked out of jail after a bizarre, three-week stay in which she was briefly released to home confinement and then sent back screaming to a lockup.

Hilton had been sentenced to a 45-day jail sentence for a probation violation.

A throng of reporters and paparazzi staked out the residence above Sunset Boulevard last month, capturing the celebutante’s move from jail to home and back. The onslaught caused some residents to circulate a letter advising neighbours to call police about the noise and traffic.

A call to the listing agent, Mauricio Umansky, was not immediately returned.
sir_darkstar
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Added: Aug 03, 2007 1:05 am
Paris Hilton planning her own shoe line.
August 03, 2007 05:45am

PARIS Hilton is launching her own range of shoes.

The hotel heiress has signed a deal with Antebi Footwear Group to create a signature shoe collection.

Paris, 26, said: "My goal is to create a stylish and fun fashion line from head to toe."

The socialite - who recently served a 23-day jail sentence for driving with a suspended licence - already has her own range of jewellery, perfume, hair extensions and various other branded merchandise.

Antebi Footwear's Chief Executive Joseph Antebi said: "Paris has been a pleasure to work with and we are very excited to be able to translate her vision into reality.

"Her previous ventures, such as her fragrance line, have proven to be extremely successful and we are confident that this venture will exceed her previous success."

Paris Hilton Footwear will include stilettos, flats, wedges and some casual styles and is due to go on sale early next year. Paris's fourth perfume Can Can, is due out in October
sir_darkstar
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Added: Aug 09, 2007 1:25 am
Hilton hooked with Mischa's man
August 06, 2007 02:50pm

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STEP aside Aussie Tyler Atkins. Paris Hilton has a new man, otherwise known as the scraps of TV star Mischa Barton.

The former hotel heir has been spotted on a series of dates with Barton's ex Cisco Adler, according to The Sun newspaper.

Barton split with the Whitestarr frontman in February after naked photos of him surfaced from Hilton's belongings.

At the time, a sheepish Cisco said: Her s*** got stolen and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there."

"I think it was actually worse for (Barton) than for me in some ways.

"So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."

But now that Barton has moved on - "I'd like someone who's mature. God, I can't take another immature person" - Hilton has moved in.

Hilton and Cisco were apparently an item years ago, and have now started seeing each other again.

Hilton had most recently been linked to Aussie "designer" Tyler Atkins.

Cisco is also the former fiance of her good friend Kimberly Stewart.
sir_darkstar
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Added: Aug 09, 2007 1:33 am
Tozzi beware, here comes Paris
August 07, 2007 12:00am

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SHE has been out of his arms for barely a week, but Cheyenne Tozzi might be interested to see who her rumoured new boyfriend Brandon Davis has been hanging with while she's been gone - jailbird Paris Hilton.

The Hollywood celebrities were snapped together on a Californian beach on Sunday, where Hilton was last month seen hosting a summer party following her stint in the clink.

While Tozzi is back in Sydney earning an honest living, modelling for retailer David Jones, Davis is rumoured to be sponging off his famous friends in LA after his oil-rich family threatened to cut off his trust fund until he cleans up his act.

Tozzi's sister Tahyna and her Bra Boy bloke Koby Abberton were among the sand gang yesterday, lounging around and downing beers.



Paris ditches the Bible
August 07, 2007 12:00am

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SHE claimed to have chnaged her ways but Paris Hilton has already ditched her bible to dress as a tart at a Playboy party.

The hotel heiress claimed to have changed her wild ways when facing jail earlier this year, starting to dress demurely and always being pictured carrying her Bible and self-help books.

But these pictures show Paris, 26, is back to her old self dressing in stockings and suspenders for a weekend bash at Hugh Heffner's Playboy Mansion.

One onlooker at the Los Angeles bash said: “It looks like she’s thrown her Bible away.”
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Added: Aug 09, 2007 6:29 pm
Paris Models for Fleshlight
August 07, 2007 12:00am

With the recent news that she has been cut off from her grandfather's millions, Paris Hilton has decided to license parts of her body in order to raise money. The first Paris part to be put up for sale is her vagina.

Paris has arranged to have the people at Fleshlight cast a perfect replica of her vagina, so everyone can pretend to fuck her while watching her Internet porn movies.

"I hope that men will really dive into my new vagina," she was quoted as saying.

In order to maintain maximum quality control, Paris will inspect each vagina before it leaves the factory and compare it to her own beaten-up pussy.

We asked half the guys in L.A. if they could tell the difference between the real Paris and the fake one. Nobody could tell the difference!

"I was almost fooled because the fake Paris actually moved around better than the real one!" - Brandon Davis

Paris' next project: Tiny little rubber chihuahua pussies
Sugarman
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Added: Aug 15, 2007 12:40 am
Here are a few exerpts from her recent interview with Larry King.

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sir_darkstar
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Added: Aug 15, 2007 11:32 pm
Lindsay Lohan branded Paris Hilton's lapdog
August 16, 2007 12:00am

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WHAT a bitch.
Some practical joker has implied that Lindsay Lohan is little more than Paris Hilton's lapdog - and that she's run away from home.
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?"

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied C********** Terrier


My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!"
The hard-partying poodles were a reguar fixture as a pair on the wild Hollywood scene but their friendship ended after a row.


Paris Hilton calls in makeover experts to fix her image crisis
August 15, 2007 12:00am

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GONE are the days of Paris Hilton picking at her bikini bottoms on the beach, changing guys like underwear and partying nonstop - but insiders believe the ditzy heirhead's new grown-up attitude is nothing but a big, phony act.Recently, Hilton has been seen in conservative one-piece bathing suits, hugging tiny tots for the cameras and acting demure with the paparazzi.
But it's all the work of spin doctor Michael Sitrick and his crisis management team, Sitrick & Company, according to the New York Post.
"Paris hired a crisis publicist because of all the negative attention after she got out of jail. But it's just for her public image," one Hollywood insider said.
And those close to the heiress doubt she can keep the good-girl act going too much longer.
"She's being smart right now, but she's a party girl at heart . . . we'll just have to wait and see," dished one pal.
After Hilton's stint in jail, she abandoned longtime publicist Elliot Mintz for Sitrick, who's handled Ryan Phillipe, Rush Limbaugh and Naomi Campbell during their own scandals.
Since then, in addition to dressing more like a classy socialite and avoiding late-night stumbles out of Hollywood clubs, Hilton - who now parties away from the cameras in her Malibu house - has stopped her longtime habit of chatting with photographers.
"You can tell that it's hard for her that she is not supposed to be seeking the attention anymore," said one Hilton lensman.
"She is going to the types of events that her people tell her to go to. But she is definitely staying away from the club scene. Paris is all about her dogs and hanging out alone."
Just like any good flack, Sitrick takes no credit for Hilton's sudden transformation.
"Paris said when she got out of jail that it was a life-changing experience, and indeed she has changed," he told us.
"She's more involved in charities now - from volunteering at ****ren's Hospital in Los Angeles to her being a sponsor at a spinal cord injury fundraiser and more.
"People may try to read something into this that's not there - but that is who she is."
Meanwhile, Mintz says he remains Paris' "media consultant and dear friend."


Paris Hilton is malware writer's choice
16 August 2007 06:31AM

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Paris Hilton has topped the list of celebrities used by malware writers to tempt users into downloading a virus.
Security software firm McAfee last month looked at the number of web pages with malware embedded and at spam containing virus attachments.
Celebrities are often used to invite users to click on a malicious link or attachment, and McAfee has drawn up a top 10 list.
Hotel heiress Hilton is number one, followed by pop star Amy Winehouse and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.
The bulk of the list comprised pop stars and models, but seven times world motorbike champion Valentino Rossi made it to number six and French president Nicolas Sarkozy came in at ninth.
"The trend among malware writers is to use things that they think people will go to," said Greg Day, a security analyst at McAfee.
"Hilton was going through her jail fiasco at the time, while Sarkozy ranked so highly because of the French elections."
There were also some local choices that made the list. Swedish Crown Princess Madeleine Bernadotte was eighth due to her enormous popularity in the Nordic area, and Italian model Elisabetta Canalis also polled highly.
Elmo
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Added: Aug 16, 2007 1:33 pm
sir_darkstar wrote:
[Paris Hilton has topped the list of celebrities used by malware writers to tempt users into downloading a virus.


So what you're saying is that if I even LOOK at Paris, I might get a virus? Wow. I thought for sure that I'd have to fuck her first, but thanks for the warning. Smile Elmo goes looking for eyeball condoms...