Yet another reason the Yankees SUCK

I go away for three days and WWIII breaks out. I'm seriously considering shutting this thread down. You guys need to take a look at Rule 10.

Shadowman wrote:

It's all in fun Shadow, but do what you feel is right.

bigpaulie426 wrote:

Billy = = the rest of the Sawwwx fans.

In all seriousness, Paulie, any time gnaughty Billy gets too hi-falootin' `bout his Sawx, just grab one of these pics and reply accordingly. It doesn't matter how many World Series the Bosox may win or gnot, because forever - and I mean forever, losing the Super Bowl will always be a gknife in their hearts!

ROTFLMAO Thank you Gnomey!!!!

Do we have an emoticon for nausea? Those pictures are not fun to see.

But having grown up Red Sox fans, we are uniquely suited to handle The Super Bowl That Shall Not Be Named. So you really can't hurt us with that stuff. We are impervious to pain after 1946, 1948, 1949, 1967, 1975, 1978, 1986, and 2003.

OK, maybe not impervious. But when it comes from a bunch of schmuck Yankee fans... Ha!

How's the weather down there in last place, boys?

I sense perhaps that Yankees fans may need some therapy at this point. So let's start with a few simple questions:

1. The Yankees are ahead going to the ninth, but future HOF-er Mariana Rivera blows the save to the Red Sox, who make a historic, humilating comeback on your home field in the Bronx in front of 55,000 Yankees fans whose furlough from prison is now over and who start heading back to prison. How did this make you feel?

2. Do you remember the year when the Yankees last won anything? Think back. It has been a while. We can wait...

3. How does it make you feel that the organization got rid of the only person who could oversee a dugout-full of overpaid egomaniacs and get them to perform, only to replace him with an idiot who got fired from an expansion team nobody cared about in FL and has a reputation of not being able to perform under pressure (an affliction which reportedly extends to a lot of Yankees fans)?

This is like shooting fish in a barrel. It is time to invoke the Mercy Rule in the Yanks-Sox rivalry. Let's try again next year, shall we?

bigpaulie: closet Red Sox fan??

I happened to be listening to WEEI this morning, and believe it or not, one of the callers 'coming up after the break' was "big paulie"!!

Unfortunately I was not able to wait around once I arrived at my destination, so I missed the call.

But what's next? bigpaulie voting a Progressive slate in November??

billyellis wrote:



LMAO Sorry Billy, but that's NOT gonna happen!!


Looks like the Yanks are waking up a little......Thanks A-Rod!!

bigpaulie426 wrote:

And the Sawwwx are slippin'... Thanx, Karma...

Grimble Krumble wrote:

Which one? Teen Karma? Karma Rosenberg? Are either of them Yankme fans?

Actually, I would prefer K'Harma Leeds.

Rays are back in 1st. Yankees still last.

billyellis wrote:

Gnnnnnnooooooo, Billy, the instant kind.

Deity wrote:

Gneither will be in these placings for long or in September. The Yankees don't have a first place team, plain and simple. But they do have vibrant, talented youth, class in Jeet, the best in Alex, and Mariano. Oh, yeah, and thank God, we don't have gnaughty Billy as a fellow fan!

The wheels are starting to roll - Matsui is on fire...Robbie Cano is finding his groove, and the lefties, in general, are hitting the shit outta the ball lately. Jorge will be back soon, Joba will win excel as a starter or reliever. Daryl Rasner is quietly off to an amazing start. We're getting more out of Mussina than I thought, and Petitte will win 15.

It's all good.

But Ian Kennedy is starting tonight, so we shall seeeeeee...


Instant Karma
Lennon

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev'ryone come on

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

Rays have the best record in baseball right now.

Top of the second in Camden Yards, Giambino hits a solo 450 ft. HR, and Jonny Damon follows it with a 2 out 3 run shot...4-0.

Grimble Krumble wrote:

Shit, 4-3, runner in scoring position...

Deity wrote:

Not for long! Texas (Texas!) just put up 5 in the 8th to go up 7. So much for the Rays bullpen.

As for the Yanks, I am actually interested to see what happens when Joba no longer has the ~100mph fastball and has to actually pitch. Nobody can throw 100 when they are pitching more than 1 inning, so we will see if the Yankees put him in the pen to begin with because he only has 1 or 2 pitches, or whether he really has good stuff.

And Giambi hit a ball out of the infield? Wow. Has there ever been a better poster boy for steriods? League MVP with them, pathetic-lump-the-Yankees-can't-wait-until-next-year-to-be-rid-of-and-put-Posada-at-1st without them.

When the Hell are the Sox and Yanks playing next? Seems like it has been a long time already...