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mummy
Respected Poster
Added: Jan 18, 2005 1:25 am
Snigod and elfpunk, you are lucky. They have the net at my job but they block access. I can hack in easily, but they monitor everything, and fire anyone who accesses x-rated sites. Sigh. I have to wait until I get home to see what you crazies are up to.
Snigom
Very Respected Poster
Added: Jan 18, 2005 1:46 am
Yeah, I am pretty lucky. I work for a small company and the vice president told me on my FIRST day, that I could browse porn if I wanted so long as I clean it off the computer! Very Happy
Snigom
Very Respected Poster
Added: Jan 18, 2005 1:48 am
Quote:
wow snig... you sound like me... loggin in at work just to give myself one more thing to juggle through the day... i'm a gemini, and we ain't happy unless we have three-thousand things going on at once...


Actually I am Aquarious...we like not multi-tasking. I like to concentrate all efforts inot one singular act. That way I know I have performed the best in that act.

Sometimes I am careful here, some of the guys that I have to work with might be a 'little' sensative to this amterial because they mainly want to see women with HUGE silicon boobies. UGH!!!!
Mr.Paranoid
Good Poster
Added: Jan 18, 2005 1:48 am
[quote] haha... taking to dishing out pennance now eh?
alright dude... that is a REALLY TOUGH CALL tho... so many...

I just creamed to this one tonite (and several other nights)...[/quote]


Hi Elf

Good post buddy. Lovely shot and so much easer to read that one.

:o)
elf_punk
Respected Poster
Added: Jan 18, 2005 1:53 am
MadMark wrote:
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haha... taking to dishing out pennance now eh?
alright dude... that is a REALLY TOUGH CALL tho... so many...

I just creamed to this one tonite (and several other nights)...



Hi Elf

Good post buddy. Lovely shot and so much easer to read that one.

Surprised)


lol... well... ya' know... i aim to please both heads... but you know what they say about horses and water
dark_angel
Respected Poster
Added: Feb 27, 2005 11:43 am
Definitly 18 to 20 with youger look Very Happy

DA
littledave
I'm probably spamming
Added: Mar 15, 2005 7:31 pm
18 but looks younger, tiny puffy boobs and peach fuzz pubes
godofwar
I'm probably spamming
Added: Mar 16, 2005 5:25 am
Glad to vote
erixx
Poster
Added: Mar 31, 2005 4:01 am
To Elf Punk:

This is one of the hottest girls ever. I've creamed several times to her. She is one of the only girls that I have actually saved to CD because I can't get enough of her. And the worst part is that someone is probably her boyfriend and all we'll ever be able to do is jackoff to her. Some people have all the luck.

You know it really doesn't matter because we can at least see her in every possible awesome pose and perhaps she doesn't even like guys. Maybe she's gone religious and sits alone in her room pondering the meaning of life.

How much would you give for a night with her?
elf_punk
Respected Poster
Added: Mar 31, 2005 4:18 am
Hey Erixx...
How much would I give? Well, with my current financial situation, that is kind of a moot question... but I can say this:
If money were no object there is simply no amount of money I would not shell out for a night with Uma...
And yeah, her boyfriend (which rumor has it she has) is definitely a lucky guy. I imagine Uma as the kind of girl you could talk about Neitzche with in a coffee house and then take into the men's room for some condom-free sodomy.
But I have an over-active imagination.
- Eros the Elf Punk
Mr.Paranoid
Good Poster
Added: Apr 01, 2005 7:38 am
Hay Elf welcome back


Mad
UMO
VIP club member
Added: Apr 01, 2005 11:05 pm
15 - 17, because like Britney Spears said: I´m not a girl not yet a bitch.
Jack Carter
Good Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2005 12:53 pm
Jack likes them old enough not to have his name spread all over the daily papers or in the national current affairs programmes. But aside from that I'm not too picky, I do have a basic checklist which reads as follows:

*MUST be legal
*MUST NOT be old enough to be my mother
*MUST NOT be hairy
*MUST NOT have a dick
*MUST NOT have ever had a dick
*MUST be free minded and willing to do any disgusting thing I can think of

See! Not to picky at all...
sexyhunter
Good Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2005 3:37 pm
Doesn't matter, the right one isn't always fall into the certain group
ciggy
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2005 10:59 pm
There is precious little I could add here that Elf Punk hasn't already said for me, but I think it might help us to understand the current fucked-up society with its bullshit rules if we look at the history behind it:

Going back to medieval times and even prior, 15 was considered the age of maturity for girls to marry, and for boys to become soldiers. It was the age of the rite of passage, celebrated in Latin cultures today with a party called "Quincinera" ("sweet 15"), and in Anglo cultures with a "debutante ball" (where girls who have turned 15 make their social "debut", which in older times signified that they had become eligible to marry).

The reason for 15 being the age of maturity was simple: girls' bodies in those earlier times did not mature as quickly as they do today, and it typically wasn't until 15 that they achieved menarche (while the age of menarche tends to more closer to 12 or 13 these days).

15 was not a "hard and fast" rule though, and in the circumstances of certain royals needing to marry quickly and produce heirs quickly, they would dip the age to lower than 15, to secure the marriage and then consumate it just as soon as menarche does occur, to let the heir-producing begin.

In the Old American West, where cowboys roamed and visited brothels, typically the youngest girls in the whorehouse were 15, but some girls who were the daughters of the older prostitutes started to get involved in "the business" at earlier ages, but here, too, the measure of when they were ready to begin, was MENARCHE. If they started to bleed at 14, voila, they would begin to follow in mama's high-heeled footsteps at 14. 15 was the most common; 14 wasn't unheard-of; but 13 was extremely rare for those times, and there is no record of any girls under 13 having been pimped out as "painted ladies".

As the rest of the western world continued to consider 15 to be an age of maturity as tradition would have it, a change started to take place in the eastern industrialized portions of the United States: the proliferation of factories had expanded to a point where they also included female factory workers, which introduced a new phenomenon of girls of 15 (and sometimes young_er) leaving their rural homes to go into the cities and work at the factories. The working conditions at these factories were horrible, and the male factory bosses almost regularly considered the factory to be their own private whorehouse, demanding that these young female workers put out or lose their job. Married women had somewhat better protection against these depradations because there was always the threat that a protective husband would show up to the factory and KILL the rat bastard, as he deserved, but if a girl was single, living alone in a boarding house as she typically did, she was in a very unique position in history that she was left without any male kin or husband to defend her "honor" or just defend her wishes not to have to take it up the ass just to keep her job.

When the movement came along for women's suffrage, or to allow women to vote, one of the major issues they brought immediately into the political system was the situational **** of these factory girls and how best to protect them when there was no male kin nor husband to keep the factory boss' hands off of them. The result of this legal issue was a raising of the traditional age of maturity from 15 to 18, to give a three year buffer so that while a girl initially arrived in the city to work at a factory, she could have three years to look for a husband and a protector, and during those initial three years if the boss put the moves on her, she could call the police and the boss would be thrown in jail.

Without ever considering the origins and reasoning for having elevated the age of consent from the traditional age up to 18, American society adjusted itself to consider all women young_er than the artificial age of 18 to be "jail-bait". American puritannical tyrants unleashed immense zeal, as well, to repress the sexual psyche of its men against even so much as feeling ATTRACTION to girls under the artificial age, and the law became something entirely different from what it was originally intended to be.

Add to all of this, the fact that the physical age of menarche which was originally used to set the traditional age of maturity to 15, has actually lowered in recent decades (with most girls having their first period at about 12), and the gap, as you see, has widened even further between what Nature intended as an age of maturity, and what American society has tried to force the world into following, in a bullying and domineering fashion.

Quite simply, the U.S. is to blame for this problem, and most particularly, U.S. feminists for having good intentions but not restraining the fundamentalists from taking their law and running with it.

I join Elf Punk in apologizing for the current U.S. President, partially, but in a way I'm glad it's him and not Kerry because they are both of the same group of elitists trying to dominate and oppress the world, and at least with Bush you know exactly what he is and what he is doing. What I really apologize for, beyond mere personalities in the White House, is a government run out of control, and trying to dominate and/or destroy everything which doesn't bow down to it, and to its master, the WTO.

I long for a world where global corporations aren't trying to oppress us, and most particularly, a world where we get back to what NATURE intended, not what some bureaucracy artificially created and en****.

Sorry for the extremely long rant.

I shall post a few pictures as pennance: