Okay, yeah, I'm an American, and therefore clearly don't know much about football (soccer to us and the Aussies, of course). However, unlike most Americans, I do follow the world's greatest sport quite a bit and know more than just that the Detroit Tigers currently have the best record.
Group A: Winner = Germany, 2nd = Poland
Group B: Winner = England, 2nd = Paraguay (sorry Sweden, upset)
Group C: Winner = Netherlands, 2nd = Argentina
Group D: Winner = Portugal, 2nd = Iran (sorry Mexico, upset)
Group E: Winner = Italy, 2nd = USA (sorry Czech, upset)
Group F: Winner = Brazil, 2nd = Japan (sorry Croatia, big upset)
Group G: Winner = France, 2nd = Switzerland
Group H: Winner = Spain, 2nd = Ukraiine
2nd round:
Germany over Paraguay
Netherlands over Iran
Italy over Japan
Ukraiine over France (great match)
England over Poland (barely)
Argentina over Portugal (barely)
Brazil over USA (I don't have the cajones to pick the USA here!)
Spain over Switzerland
3rd round:
Germany over Netherlands
Ukraiine over Italy
Argentina over England
Brazil over Spain
Semifinals:
Ukraiine over Germany
Brazil over Argentina
Final:
Ukraiine over Brazil
Okay, surrrre, the smart money says to take Brazil. But given my recently discovered fondness for yummy nubile divchynas and divchynkas (or dyevushkas and dyevachkas if you're russian), I'm going with the team that gets censorrred here.
Funslover had a good point way up there. Besides, their team is actually very good...
Just my naive predictions. Sorry for buttin' in, and don't be hatin'...
RM