Tell us about yourself !

I'm sure we have an eclectic bunch here, it would be nice to hear about the members. I'll start...

Male
37 years old
Live in the United States
Spoken language = English
Network Administrator during the day
Studying for a Master's Degree in information science at night
Confirmed geek

Married - seven years to a wonderful, sexy woman who is very open-minded

Hobbies outside of porn - Video games (PS2 & PC), abusing the guitar, winemaking, woodworking, reading scifi books and watching movies on my home theater

Interesting things - I used to own a paintball field and I rollerbladed 85 miles in a race (finished in 9 hours)

Porn preferences - teenfuns, anything amateur, amateur g/g especially

Traveled to Greece, Turkey, Mexico, Carribean and my favorite - Hawaii!

That's about all I can think of, I hope other members are interested in talking about themselves.

USA

Work for the Military Dept, Facilities for the National Guard!
The bad part is to hang memorials for our fallen soldiers.

Bad back, lost right eye and the Dept is still using me,,, way cool!

Enjoy the female form, it's natures work of art to me! All the same, but each different. That's way I find it so intriguing!

This is a great forum, a lot of very COOL people in it!

later

edited: 10/12/05

Male 31 California
Professional Musician .. just finished world tour 3 months ago
Married then divorced.
intrest:
Guitar,Guitar Effects,Computers,Pussy,Dirt Bikes,PC Video Games
"curently playing Call OF Duty" Have Masters Degree in music theory"
thats is about as much as I wish to tell

Male
34 years old
Canadian Citizen
Spoken: English (and a very little french)
Graphic Designer
Amateur (hopefully semi-pro) photographer
Single
Hobbies: I work too much, so I'll say sleep
Porn pref: Teen Funs, FTV Girls, ALS Scan, solo teaser stuff like Divinity18, CallistaModel, and non-erotic Teen model sites (well, okay that's not porn but what the hell...)
Travelled to California, Tennessee, New York and the Canadian East Coast

Yep, okay...I'm drawing a blank now ;D

given name by my granny.mark
height of MT. 180cm
the date of product: 1969
uniersal gravitation: 75kg
hobbies: robot, teen erotica, music, of course internet

Male
32 years old
Live in the Australia
Spoken language: English
Day Job: Marketing Executive
Night Job: DJ

Not Married: But getting engaged this year to my 20yo girlfriend.

Hobbies outside of porn: Cars (own a Peugeot 206 GTI 180, body kit, wheels etc and about to buy a ’67 Mustang) RC Scale Sailplanes, Surfing.

Interesting things: My whole life is crazy as.

Porn preferences: teens & lesbian teens. 16+. Hot girls fisting, but they must be hot as. I know it sounds wrong, but I've always had a thing for real hot girls with horses & dogs.

Traveled to: whole of Europe.

Age: 862 (most people take me for about 25 tho)
Home: Born and raised in Southern California, though I have yet to find my home.
Languages: English, broken spanish, tid-bits of japanese, and ashamed to admit that i know nothing of my native tongue
Job/Career: I have a very demanding full-time day job in a PR firm, while also juggling myriad other projects on the side from art to writing, to film and subverting the dominant paradigms of our culture.
Marital Status: SINGLE! Rampant dating machine, but in no position for a steady. Oh and I have a very delightful cyber-harem.
Travel: not nearly enough. At least not that I remember; thing about being trapped here and unable to return to my kingdom is that every 100 years or so the brain purges almost everything that is not pertinent to survival -- a survival mechanism, as it's quite overhwlming being elven and trapped in this world you humans have created of what was once an Eden -- and my last purge was roughly twenty to thirty years ago, so need to get some traveling in, as i do love it; So far this cycle I have been to Australia, Hawaii, and all over the US; favorite US city: New York; favorite foreign city: Melbourne, Australia; REALLY need to get to Europe tho, so if any of you Euro-cats happen to be independently wealthy and want to fly an elf_punk out to stay with you, I am currently accepting invitations.
Interesting Highlights of My Life: began exploring my sexuality at nine years old; fortunate enough to have been raised with neither molestation nor religious brow-beating, the two things that fuck people up the most sexually; despite my rebellious streak, an honor student in high school, and straight A's through (most of) college; actor through high school in a number of plays, as well as two commercials and an after-school special; attempted suicide once (was under the influence of a great deal of liquid LSD at the time); father attempted suicide twice (the second time he succeeded; i was 13); I have been homeless three times; served the homeless in a house for the homeless for a year and a half; participated in tribal ceremonies with the indian nations of the california mojave desert; i see dead people; i have also seen deer people, and was delighted to discover that i am not the only one who has seen them either; i bartended in New Orleans' French Quarter for four years of the Mardi Gras Bourbon Street crowds; I have changed the diaper of a seventy year old man; I have taught acting and ecology to students aged 7 to 17 (and don't even ask... as attractive as some of them were, I never even tried to get CLOSE to doing anything with any of them); I have worked as a male escort; I have worked phone sex; I have done porn; I have written an embarrassing amount of poetry; among my friends I have counted gutter punks, every day office slumps, modern-day-saints, a host of delightful sinners, and even one world-acclaimed author; i have dated girls and guys and one cross-gender, i have been engaged three times...

Yes, i am a narcissist. I like writing about myself.

Fact is that I also have a MAJOR self-depricating streak, so this kind of thing helps me to remember who I really am. Therapy I suppose.

Hi...Julie here..35 y/o mom..LOVE younger girls..have a daughter 11...her friends drive me crazy!!..LOL..just wanted to say hi!

Jenna16 wrote:

lol... admitting it is the first step!

hehe...

dude, i love australia... been there once before... love the fact that so many of you australian men treat your women like shit that they LOVE foreign guys (especially Americans)... hehe...

been all over europe too... you are one lucky bastard dammit.

nice to know a bit about ya Jenna16!! ur cool people

markus1 wrote:

And he is a very gifted photographer ("amateur" or not)!!

I thank you my dear Elf-punk....you are too kind.

Welcome to everyone who has posted, now lets get everyone else in here and let us know about who you are, and what makes you tick.

markus1 wrote:

besides the obvious... (duh)

and ur totally welcum Markus

Greetings:

Born: TX (though never picked up the accent. In fact, I have no accent which tends to allow me to mimic any accent. )

Work: I am a Computer technician by day....Artist any other time.

Hobbies: Playing video games, drawing, chatting here and there, drawing, listening to music, collecting DVDs, drawing, cultivating my relationship with my Girlfreind and God at the same time, drawing, understanding the nature of the universe and our true purpose in life, drawing, painting, and studying to learn how to make web pages.

Not married, but ought to be. I have a girlfriend I am living with, whos not very open minded, especially about these things...so..SHHHHHHhhhhh

As far as porn goes...I love hardcore, especially when its vivacious! I love Teens and young models (as well as old models) and I use these pictures to study, reference, cross-reference the Female form. One day i hope to publish a book on how to draw Human Anatomy.

Snigom wrote:

Right ON, Snig!!!!!!
Luv it.
Glad to see I am not the only one who finds that the carnal and the spiritual don't HAVE to be at odds.
Sorry your girl doesn't see things that way.
I might have to send you some of my more thoughtful, organized writings on this stuff... (I flatter myself to think it might help open her mind a bit)


This thread was a great idea, admaneve... makes me like ya guys even more than i already did!

adamneve wrote:

You seem cool adamneve... your bit about your wife really intrigues me... care to share some yarns about the fruits of her open-mindedness??