Tell us about yourself !

Wow Elf punk, you truly do have that gift of capturing the English language so clearly to make a point very decisive and intelligent. You can in no way at all mistake where you stand. Cool!

It would ineed, show more positive character from Julie if she were to retort.

mummy wrote:

i just read them just now... missed them earlier... and ya know that whole "LOL" thing? well... i did... literally...
both of them made me laugh ... the nitrous remark reminded me of a squat-house i stayed at on weekends when i was 18 and 19... man o man... that hippie-crack....
and then the "I'm sure elf_punk has something to add... take it away buddy!".... that was priceless...

thanx mummy... you rock

Now my big question Elf is all that shit correct about you????


Man you have had a interesting life.

Mad

Mr.Paranoid wrote:

it is all true... and only a pencil outline of just part of the story...
yes, for all the ups and downs the stage that is my life has been blessed with a number of fantastic plays, from drama to farce, and each with its fill of complex, interesting characters...
(just closing the first act of another at present; on the edge of my seat to see what will happen...)
the only part i might contract on grounds of lack of scientific, objective evidence is my elven heritage, but i even have grounds for supporting that...
the rest is indisputable...

Snigom wrote:

thanx so much snigom!!
for some reason, i never got the notification of this message, or did and still managed to miss it somehow, but thank you!

eros the elf punk

what the f*** was that JULIe on...eh honestly....I am new here and so am having to read each thread to get a grip on whats about...i read that first thread and thought either a person that needs lots of medication and supervision for the rest of their natural OR law enforcement. I for one dont mind the law watching these forums once in a while...lets remeber that there are a lot of seriously sick people out there and they need to be caught simple as that......but it was rather tactless to wave a (i assume) eleven daughter) thats just as sick...man!!!!

so if youre not law enforcenet, whoever you were for gods sake get some help......

ok..as for the actual thread. am british. nigh on the big 4-0 (sighs reluctantly) I guess I kinda like ordinary stuff really. Not really a Hard core fan, nor do i get on with any of this fetish stuff, tying up and pee and God knows what...I just like attarctive women...and theres a whole damn host of em here on TF.

Traveled a lot with my job..being so close i have obviously been all thru europe. Prague is very romantic for those who are attached...I love Holland coz you can genuinely chill and nobody gets all uptight....tho i guess most of the actual country of holland is pretty boring eally.

i play drums in a band of old folk...not folk music....cant drive and now i guess its just too late.

as for other stuff..well i am a political creature and newshound...i read every paper every day and watch all sorts of crap on tv about politics hence my being soooooo distraught at the good ol us of a puttin GW back in office....didnt you guys realise the power you were giving this...man????

lets feed the starving

ramallah wrote:

Ramallah, I agree with mummy (i think it was mummy that said this in another thread)... you are definitely a welcome newcummer... you fit right in bro....

If you haven't already, check out THIS site: http://www.sorryeverybody.com

If it is any consolation, we actually did come close to defeating Bush. Yeah it is scary that over half of our populace is so easilly strung along as to re-elect the bastard, BUT... to defeat an incumbent president in a time of war is unheard of, and we came closer than in any election past.

Says SUMTHIN' don't it?

we are sorry. believe me. i can't believe it. damn shame.

folsomboy wrote:

So Rammalah did a cyber-Elvis-impression in another thread... It inspired me to throw together the following submission to that site.

(forgive the repost if you'ves seen this already... it was just apropriate to both conversations)

The Story of T-Bone

I was born in a cave in Lascaux in southwestern France, the eighth of seventeen ****ren. I was raised by a peasant laborer named Goriot after my birth mother left me on the bank of the Seine. When I was five, Goriot was arrested for sedition. That night he escaped by drugging a night guard and we quickly fled to England. We lived on the streets of London until I was nine when Goriot left me on the bank of the Thames. Fortunately, I was recovered by Lucille--a servant for the mighty Lord Fickletitties. For five years I lived hidden in the servant quarters, subsisting on a diet of stale beer and leftovers until I was discovered by Lady Fickletitties, who promptly placed Lucille and myself on a boat towards the Americas. The day after we arrived in the District of Columbia, Lucille left me on the bank of the Potomac. At fourteen years old, I was in a new country by myself. Without understanding a word of English, I became fluent in binary code and began to develop software for the personal computer. I joined a circus at the age of eighteen and ended up in Redmond, Washington where I founded a monopolistic software company called Tbonesoft (later changed to Microsoft).

T Bone, are you responsible for those awesome cave paintings? If you were there then maybe you could tell me, did fully modern humans kill off the Neandertals or did they interbreed? Thanks dude

I forgot I posted that. D'oh! I was under the impression that it was evolution, therefore interbreeding. As for the cave paintings, I'm impressed anyone knows of them, the only one I'm responsible for is the "T-Bone Rulz" spraypaint.

T-Bone wrote:

nnhhg, he said "Fickletitties"!

I just thought it was a word worth repeating.

No, I'm not eleven, but sometimes I act like it.

That's LORD Fickletitties.

Wow Man!

How can anyone even contemplate following the Tale Of The T-Bone,
Lord Fickletitties and all.

Well Here goes!

The Name's Picollo, aiight!!
Scandinavian born and raised.
Fighting the good fights (the ones I can Win a.k.a. Bitchslapping my Cousin)
I Ink, color and surf porn.
Spend long days watching Xena, gotta love them outfits.
Eat good food, drink fine vine and pass out, not always in that order.
Darn hard to eat while passed out, though (Not impossible, just hard).