Tell us about yourself !

Hi all! 35 mom here...love younger girls..have a daughter, 11. Divorced. Just found this forum...it's GREAT!..Kisses, Julie

getting kinda' redundant there aint'cha julie?
Not trying to be bossy, just to help you out just in case you aren't the lackluster bullshit artist i suspect you of really being: ya better start contributing a bit more than variations of the same sentence or GS is gonna have you outa' here!

weird she posted that yesterday. Hmmmm

yea... some shady peeps on here lately huh?

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Yes, as a matter of fact I have just begun noticing that .

... shady peeps tainting the forum, AND worst of all... GS hasn't contacted me about my membership yet... beginning to feel like a freckle-faced, buck-toothed, red-headed step-son here...
elf_punk is becoming a bit unhappy

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No worries! It took him 3 days to recognize mine. I opted for Angel funs, so must I wait.

Dudes, I've noticed the "shady peeps" on here lately as well. But it's good to know we're peeping back at 'em.

lol... all this peeping man... what the hell kinda forum am i ON anyhow!!

you bunch of peep-freaks!!!

hehehehe

ha ha ha I know it, elfpunk ha ha oops I gotta go give my 11 yo daughter a bubblebath ha ha ha

(JUST KIDDING! gettin silly ... must be the nitrous ...)

Ok..i'm not 35....I'm not divorced...I don't have a daghter...Now.......is everybody happy?.I'm sorry I'm not going to tell you my life history..I'm sorry I'm not as long winded as some of you...maybe a few of you folks, who post like a million posts a day should worry about your own lives and leave other people alone. You sure know how to make someone feel unwelcome....maybe you guys should start your own forum....Peace..Julie

Sheesh. I'd like to apologize but I think elfpunk has a valid point there. If you go on too much about your 11yo daughter (real or not) it does make one wonder, and you did mention it in almost all of your first posts. I think you'll find we are a very welcoming bunch (even if we do go on a bit and post a lot -- ain't that the point?) if you really have something to contribute. Maybe we're a little paranoid of law enforcement posing as fun loving forum surfers, I dunno, but we saw a red flag there. Anyway, give us another try if you're for real.

(Now I'm sure elfpunk has something to add ... LOL ... Take it away, buddy!)

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Wow. I'm affraid I can't say it better than Mummy: Quote:

To from that to suddenly defensive, shows alot about a personality right there. We, like some many other humans, jump to conclusions.

Julie wrote:

actually, yeah... i'm VERY happy... thank you for the emotionally charged reply julie... you might be human after all....

as for the million posts a day thing, it would be really cool if anyone here posted that many posts a day (particularly if they had hot pix attached), but that is not the case.... however, speaking for myself, i am able to post as often as i do only because i was blessed with this fatastic gift called OCD, I am a double gemini - sun AND moon - (god that sounded New Age-ish), and basically it is my JOB to multi-task, so as I post on this board, I am also managing my finances, setting appointments for my boss, fielding phone calls from vendors, and planning my weekends all at the same time...

as for my being long-winded (i can think of few other forum members to whom this might have been directed as aptly as myself -- case in point, this retort), well, i have confessed more than once on this forum that i am overly verbose by nature, as well as excessively analytical, neither of which have managed to impact my life in any really negative way (aside from pissing lazuro off the other day but we made up), both traits having served me through many a pinch in fact, and i make no apologies for this... in fact, i don't think it is bragadocious for me to say that i am proud of it, and that i know it is part of what makes me an exceptional creature... as such i expect only other exceptionals to enjoy... i do not delude myself to think that every member of this forum reads my entries with baited breath, or even reads them at all... those few that do represent the finer of this forum's populace, not by virtue of my writings, but by virtue of the fact that their taking the time to read my shit at all is indicative of an inquisitive and earnestly self-motivated (and self-disciplined) nature... my writing is just something i do; never really had to work hard at it... it is -- as i have stated once before -- like breathing for me. again, my life is fine thank you... in fact, if you cared to read my entry on this thread, you will see that i have, in a third of the average human male's lifespan, seen and done more, than you could likely imagine... i have lived enough for twenty of the men immersed in today's age of mediocrity...

now, if you are honestly an individual who is legitimately interested in the subject matter of this forum, I am going to share a couple things with you that might ease the rest of your tenure with us...

the first would be an apology; not for the number of posts or verbosity you've so tritely condemned, but an apology for the simple fact that you felt unwelcome. This is an apology, which is not to be confused with a confession; I contend that none of us stepped out of line in calling you out on your charade...

and this brings me to an explanation as to why you got the response that you did from us...

your posts began right off the bat with subject matter that would invite a police officer to call ch i ld welfare on your ass... now i am sure that there are law enforcement representatives who have been monitoring this site since day one; so the fact that you don't have one of them at your door right now would indicate that either you are one of them or that your statements were so outlandish and boldly delivered that even the polie wouldn't take you seriously because you would have to be -- the only other explanation -- a truly sick bitch. bottom line: your posts indicated that you are either 1.) a very disturbed mother, possibly a loose cannon, and therefore a threat to this forum, 2.) a law enforcement officer, tho this is the least likely and the least concerning - least likely because a law enforcement officer knows the art of subtlety which clearly escapes you, and least concerning because none of the material on this site is illegal in nature, or 3.) just some over-zealous, tactless individual who doesn't make a very good enterance...

given the above three most likely conclusions one could draw from your posts thus far, can you really have expected any more warm a reception?

that said, i am going to give you the benefit of the doubt now, and assume that you represent option three from the choices above. and i am going to tell you that -- first of all -- no one expects to hear your life story. a LITTLE bit of detail about yourself might be nice (given the admission to prior deception it would help to make you more real to us if you share just a smidge of that which IS real; notice that those of us who are most active on here are pretty balls-out about who we are);

secondly, I will say that it seems you have a propencity for spinning stories; particularly erotic role-play stories involving youth, incest, etc. i have no negative judgements about this whatsoever. stories are stories, and there is a place on this forum for that. and there are plenty of people who will enjoy them i am sure... but no one wants a walking-talking-cyber-r.p. character for a fellow member. sure, as real as we all are with each other, this is still cyber-space, and each of us does maintain a certain level of facade here (tho if you try to contend for a second that i am not in fact of royal elven lineage i will have your eyeballs for breakfast!), but aside from what is intended and openly just fun and games, outright bullshit just plane stinks. anyway, now that we have it all out on the table that your entries thus far have been a crock of shit, i am going to add a little paprika, cumin, and salt, and see if we can make that shit edible by honing your yarnings into good erotic tales...

so give it a go... show us what you're really capable of.

peace,

eros the elf punk

WOW! One again, elfpunk, AWESOMELY done! I wish I had your gift of gab. They should give you a free month's pass to TF just for the collective honest, quality, and lucidity of your posts (warts and all). (Is GS listening?)

I hope you at least chuckled at my earlier reply. I was giggling like mad.

And Julie: you couldn't have asked for a better response.

(And I am dismayed that out of about 1400 members only the same pack of joes post; but hey, at least they post well!)