Joke

Funnnaaay

Please don't make anymore Michael Jackson jokes... they will be deleted (it's bad taste).

An Englishman, a New Zealander and an Australian are sitting in a bar, talking about how great their countries are.
The Englishman says "England is a great country, with the best looking women. I have a beautiful wife and 10 great k1ds. One more, and I will have my own football team."
The Kiwi says "Bro, New Zealand is a wonderful country, with the best beer and the best looking women. I have a beautiful wife and 14 great k1ds. One more and I will have my own rugby team."
The Aussie says "Mate, Australia is the best country, we have the best beer and the best looking women. I don't have any k1ds, but I've got 17 beautiful girlfriends. One more and I will have my own golf course."

An arab, a jew and a black walk into a bar.

the bartender says "get the fuck out"

P.S. i'm not racist, but it's still funny