Things that annoy you about porn

Well, since I only really like lesbian porn (and occasionally some anal), here is my list of things that I cannot stand about bad porn.

1) Not so much now, but in the past some arty farty directors used to shoot porn in black and white. WTF. This is the 21st century. Not the 1920s Keystone Cops.

2) Slow motion. I mean what the f*** is going on here? If I wanna watch slow motion I'll stick it on my DVD. But I don't, so don't make that choice for me.

3) S*** directors who STOP an eager girl enjoying eating a pussy so she can stick a soulless dildo in the other girl's ass. Dude, you just killed the scene stone dead.

4) Again with lesbians. Directors who f*** about showing us a roving camera going round the room, instead of concentrating the camera on the pussy eating action.

5) Fake lesbians who shout 'oh yeah, f*** yeah' with such repetition it annoys me something rotten. Chicks like that shouldn't be in porn.

6) Chicks having sex on small couches, standing on one leg. In the most stupid poses.

Any more?

Yeah, Abbydabby, this is interesting because you mentioned all the stuff I really dont't like, too. I am also into lesbian and I really hate the artificial screaming and permenant "oh f..ck, oh sh..it" Especially when the screaming is becoming so heavily loud that you really have to turn down the sound cause I fear the whole neibourhood can hear what I watch.
I also hate when lesbians don't do French kissing or only (in a bad way) simulating pleasure and desire.

I don´t like scenes in kitchens and/or spraying cream on each other.

I always prefer "toy-free" videos. Thats more natural and convincing instead of a dildo that is hidden behind a sofa or something.

Yesterday I have downloaded a clip from another forum which was looking awesome when I saw the preview. Later I saw the clip and one lesbian was dominating, harassing and beating the other girl permanently. This is something I totally avoid. I want to see erotic and pleasure but no violence.

Lack of story in some porn. I love porn with some bit of a story

- 43ON

I hate to see all of the sudden a guy`s face upclose. I took my hands off when it happened. They don`t really think who the customer is. I don`t care any artistic edit.

hahaah pandacobra ... agreed.

here are a couple of things that really annoy me:

1-Outside porn ... i have no idea why ... i just don't like it
2-Any porn with the music overpowering the production audio ... or any porn with JUST music.

Why do they always have the guy, remove his cock, and shoot his load all over the gals face? Why? Don't he like it in her pussy?

the shitty music

Slow motion and shitty music annoys me all the time!

1. Closeups of the guy.
2. Hardly ever showing the girls face.
2. ****ming in so close that all you see is a dick slapping against a piece of skin for minutes at a time.
3. Grease and oils.
4. Sticking many fingers in the girls mouth. Pointless.
5. Face slapping, strangling, and hair pulling.

Constant extreme closeups. So annoying. Some are fine obviously, but when it's just the same closeup for most of the video - boring.

I'm annoyed that more women don't show up and blow me. They used to.

Apart from anal and interracial, I never watch professional porn for these reasons. Call me crazy but I prefer amateur pictures and then amateur videos.

I hate when they let the girl cumdodge and escape without a facial!

Terrible music and replays over and over again

Closeups of the guy and overacting for me