Things that annoy you about porn

The list is quite complete and I will not repeat much (except agree with the loud shity music, the so called "fancy" camera work and my preference for indoor versus outdoor action) but I will mention 2 things that I dislike a lot: a) Licking dildos of any material and shape including strapons as if they were the real thing, especially if they have been already lubricated and b) extremely long fake nails that are impossible to imagine inside an asshole or any other meaningful finger stimulation

Besides many of the things already mentioned, one of my biggest complaints is when the actors (or models in photos) look directly into the camera. It's as if they are saying "This isn't real, we're just doing this for you." This is especially true with lesbian porn. I'd rather watch two chicks who are totally into each other, that two chicks that doing it just to get paid.

I hate it if a model is giving a hand job or something like that and making fake orgasm noises. You're giving a handjob, it's not that enjoyable. Also noisy guys on videos is a turn off.

fake tits(any plastic surgery actually)
small tits
nipple piercings
ugly faces
bad acting...talking or fucking...thats a major reason why amateur porn rocks so much.