Things that annoy you about porn

the girls who stop jerkin just a man cum
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let the girl start jerkin

Cell99 wrote:

Agree

I hate it when the porns don't show when the women get undressed

i hate it when the guy say he got a big load then he spurt like nothing

I hate over acting and when a guy sticks his fingers in the girls month, why?

Whether she's being shagged or not,when the model ALWAYS has her
her hand is on her butt-cheek nearest camera.
It must be illegal in Russia to show a girl not doing this
as there are squillions of examples. I counted 68 consecutive shots
in a set, including when the camera went to her other side...yep...other hand on the butt.
It looks both uncomfortable, un-natural, ridiculous.
(Actually, a model on all fours is a rarity.)
Perhaps it is a signal to us punters...this guy shagging me is an absolute dweeb
and i'm only doing this for the money!

1. Shitty music.
2. Slow motion (agree it is pointless).
3. Terrible camera angles.
4. Women who give such a fake performance (sex & orgasm).
5. Spoof porn. Total overkill these days.


Could easily go on, but 99% of porn these days is terrible.

In no particular order:
1. Crap music or totally no music at all.
2. Over the top extremely loud fake orgasm.
3. Shaking camera recording (very amateur).
4. Extreme Closeups on the guy's balls or anus (I am watching the girl not the guy!).

Slow motion and some time creepy overacting sounds make me annoying.....

• Well too much to list what I don't like. I like porn that's a bit cheap and raunchy. Don't like too clean and too fake porn. Women should be wearing stockings and not fake boobs, tattoo's and the same 6 inch transparent plastic heels. I don't want high production values, I want oldschool sexy. Don't spend all your money on the trip to the Bahama's, just use the same old mansion and have sex in maid and nurse outfits.
  Porn should be this: Retro Magazines Mega Collection! not like this Hustler Magazines.
  
  
• Fake moaning and screaming. It's a common staple in American porn. It's not sexy, it's annoying.
  
  
• I'm not too fond of lesbian scenes. It may be gay as hell, but I like to see some dick in my pr0n.
  
  
• Cumdodging should be illegal in porn. Women don't mind licking man asses, getting gagged, choked, slapped, buttfucked, sandwiched or taking two dicks, a fist or champagne bottle up their ass, but swallowing cum is too much for them. In real life, it would be just the other way around.
  
  

horrible music playback and ugly guys with ugly dicks

i hate wen a guy do facial to her partner
and woodman filmes cuz sometimes you only can see his fat hairy body hehehehe

_xtremex_ wrote:

Lol! That is so true about Woodman.

In older movies... Back in the day when they were making 'stories' they used to film two completely different scenes and it was popular for porno directors to stitch those two together so that you would have one couple giving BJ. Then cut to the other. Then back to the first doing missionary. Switch to the other. Back and forth all the way to the end. Of course the 2nd couple was always someone nasty you didn't care about so right in the middle of the action it would switch and it sucked because you had to FF your VCR to the the next bit with the couple you wanted to watch. Difficult to do with only one hand. javascript:emoticon(':x')

fake moaning, which must be a universal turn off. mostly though, anal kinda ruins it for me. hot chick gets nailed, etc then taken up the brownpipe and she obviously hates it. for gods sake why??? why not just finger bang her or fuck her some more til she`s a post orgasmic wreck? i`d much rather see a hot girl fucked senseless than one who has to do it just to show how far she`d go. much rather see a happy woman! we all know how few of them there are in the world