wanking styles

thought some of you would like to share your wanking routines with the group .......

naked or not ??

which toys if any used ??

average time spent per day ??

number of times cum ??

shaved or not ??

what do you think ?? .......... anyone give me a starter for 10 ??

wtf? i thought this was a hetero forum

yes it is .... i was just interested ok ?????

ceebee1 wrote:

Is it ok? Yes. You can ask anything that you like. And along with that right comes my right to insinuate you're gay. Enjoy democracy.

well... for just a casual nite at home... i like my girl to dress up like wonder-woman, tie me up with a golden lariat, and force me to tell the truth.

oh wait... "wanking"... DANG!, i'm in the wrong section AGAIN!

wow..this is a very personal question.

Ok, I will go first!

I get up around 06am. Then I take a shower. After showering I rub my body in a mix of bodylotion, goatmilk and fetacheese. Then I put my phone up my ass (I like phonesex), tie a pantyhose around my balls, log into TF or AF, paint my toenails and then start to hit my penishead with a dead mouse. After about 10 minutes I normally cums. Twice! I repeat this for about 4 hours. Then I work a little...have a nap and then starts all over again!

Anyone got turned on?

If I don't have goats milk, can I use just normal cows milk? and how about the mouse? All I can find is an aging budgie...

Jack Carter wrote:

Goatmilk is very important! But instead of a mouse you can, if desperate, use a chinchilla!

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ConTractor wrote:

What kind of phone?

Elmo wrote:

My pesonal fav is flip-phones from Sony Ericsson AND it is important to turn on vibration and make it play "We are the world", for best satisfaction!

Major respect out to Mr. Carter for "aging budgie". That gave me a wicked chortle. And I'm not even an Auzzie! But if you go with the budgie, you'll have to use Vegemite instead of feta cheese...

And Contractor, in the name of God and all that is Holy and good ... don't use a picture phone.
- RM

ramblin'man wrote:

For the uneducated among us I must warn you that Vegemite should only be used in small - i repeat small - amounts... As for the phone, I prefer the cordless job we use as the house phone, after all you may as well go all the way...

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Now that's some funny sh*t right there.