Anyone want to play "caption"

Anyone seen Jappen?

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1.Toro, toro....wait I mean Tortoise, tortoise
2.Octo-pussy (yeah I stole it)
3.Little tip from your good friend Khound, do not use a coupon for a lap dance.
4.Is it just me, or does this girl have the hottest tits.
5.Head resercher on the money tree experiment was seen heading to the local pub. Muttering goats,trucks, and now a foiking cow. That is it I quit.

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1. Matadors scattered Saturday after a stampede of Tortoise, got out of hand. One Matador was killed in the incident and three were rushed to the hospital with serious injuries.

2. Ah... look! Ain't that just the cutest pussy ever.

3. We all know why buddy is in so much pain, he found out that it was not a $5 lap dance, but a $5 a pound lap dance. Poor fellow couldn't pay his bill.

4. The Hot Rod convention got a little out of hand when Mary showed up.

5. Geneticists from all over the world are baffled by the sudden rash of "DAUTS" dumb animals up a tree syndrome. A study of the phenomena is expected next week explains a researcher.

Photo it looks like it is just you and me.

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1.Nice puppies, I mean puppy.
2.I guess bears aren't the only ones that shoit in the woods.
3.Could somebody explain to me why the call it ladies night.
4.Nothing says summer like bbq chicken.
5.Bob is this the contraption Grimble and Jappen were talking about?