Dunno if this was posted ... i´m to tired to red the whole Threat again
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If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."