How do we classify qazwsx1?
An over eager, yet well-meaning poster. Too excited to post for his own good.
23%
Simply going for the 'Reward' @ 300 posts not realizing that he won't get it if he keeps posting bullshit.
23%
Doesn't have enough of a grasp on the english language to realize his behavior.
13%
A virus that gained self-awareness somewhere on the web.
39%
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sanka636
Poster
Added: Apr 01, 2006 11:56 pm
I am currently trying to understand the likes of qazwsx1. Seriously. If you don't see an option in the poll that fits, 'postreply' below.

I've also noticed a problem poster from a little further back named pwnmonkey, but he was more transparent... Spammonkey was more like it.
mole
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 12:04 am
Not sure who it was, but a while back, someone asked to see his ID. His posting almost seems to me to be like a youngling who is on a computer with parental blocks.

This forum gets by parental blocks, I know because I was housesitting for my parents, and wanted to surf the net and could not, because there are blocks for my neices and nephew(mainly nephew Laughing Laughing Laughing ).

I also think language has something to do with it, repitition of words, short uninspired replies and all that.

I also think he is overeager to be accepted and wants his posts to be liked.

Like I told him in a reply to one of his posts, I am really starting to feel sorry for him.
photo1
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 12:16 am
I think gaz means well and just seems to want to fit in and feel like a contributor. But repeatedly posting the same content is starting to annoy posters here.

Some here have been rough on gaz and with good reason at times, the contestant reposting and shouting can take it's toll after a while. But I like to think in time gaz will catch on, well I hope so.

So gaz if you're reading this, I'm pulling for ya... keep you're stick on the ice. Wink Cool Smile

Photo1
Pirate
Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 12:25 am
Gotta go for option 4 on this one.

You've not seen nothing until you've seen a Bot be the first reply to its own thread as it mentioned a keyword it responds to... Confused
sanka636
Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 12:30 am
To be honest I voted for the first option. But I am suspect of the other two. The last option is me just being a smart-ass. (Your theory makes sense too mole.)

I do hope it comes together for qazwsx1. One more good poster is always welcome, and qazwsx1 isn't lacking for trying to post. Hopefully this thread will help to get the qazwsx1 train back on the rails..... Wink

(Or throw it all the way off Twisted Evil )
svinto
Retired Legend
Added: Apr 02, 2006 12:46 am
sanka you beat me to it as I actually was toying with the thought of starting a poll myself on the subject.
Asking me with those four options is just a toss. All fits.

May I suggest a fifth Question

Let's just send screenshot to Coventry* Exclamation

/svinto

*Those who dont are familliar with the expression, PM me.
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agnomenamedgrimblekrumble
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 12:54 am
Call me a fool, or weird, or even an idiot...but I kinda like the lil guy(or gal). It's bizarre the way he posts! I mean, amidst all the gods of posting, here is this person that posts the same odd videos over and over...and not in a thread, but one after another after another after another(like I drink: just one...after another after another...)! It's really quite interesting in a way. He's like the Marcel Duchamp of posters... I think I even remember him posting something good once, I may be wrong.

It broke my heart when he responded `wow why?' in the Wow!! Yes!! thread in response to everybody's reactions. I say, make a thread for him/her, and let him/her post away...I'll visit it! = )~

BTW, what is in these video's has anybody seen them?
Youngblood
Good Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 1:41 am
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MARKino1
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 2:06 am
It's a big world.
It's a big web.
Back to the girls!!
urbs
I'm probably spamming
Added: Apr 02, 2006 2:12 am
I kinda have to agree with agnomenamedgrimblekrumble, I am somehow strangely amused!

Don't get me wrong, his/her style of posting can be annoying to most who dare look at the subject material. But, for some reason, this is just the reason why I am intrigued.

It is almost like a drama series on television. You watch it, it pulls you in & you can't wait until the next episode is played. I almost find myself asking, "what next"?

Personally, I think this is what qazwsx1 wants. He/she has everyones attention like it or not. I believe qazwsx1 is smarter than all of us! Now that is scary!

I also agree with MARKino1!
MARKino1
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 2:20 am
All these comments have merit!
Let's accept or ignore, but not censure!
Hey, the guy's from Lebanon!
And urbs: I'm STILL Rick James, bitch!
sanka636
Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 7:28 am
Because we are of it, not above it.....

Damn I love this forum Very Happy
MARKino1
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 10:07 am
sanka, you got the damn SPIRIT!
I been drinkin' WINE, and I KNOW where OF I SPEAK!
(if you dig) (thanks, qaz, for letting me be mice elf)
This last should be in a red font, but I'm too low-tech to know how to do that, or add emoticons, or any of that shit.
Yes, this forum is the best.
werf
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 10:35 am
Wow, why? just did it for me, I am a qazwsx1-fan!
bobrysl
Good Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 11:47 am
Clues dropped here and there are starting to form a picture of qazwsx1. Our Levantine brother was born in the mid-to-late 60s, the youngest of a large Marionite family; whose thrift allowed him to attend Trinity College in Dublin. His higher education was cut short in the third year when he could no longer ignore the Syrian occupation of his homeland. With his Irish connections, he funneled IRA weapons and ammunition to Lebanese rebels, in exchange for Sinn Fein's right to distribute his brother's amature "Beirut Trannys" 8mm reels. The enterprise faltered when the public appetite for his brother's particular fetishes - particularly hairy and and obese SheHes - proved less than overwhelming.

After 1994, the story gets hazy. I hate to extrapolate, but I'm fairly sure he spent a few years in a Cypriot prison for unknown, possibly traffic-related crimes. He has a unrelenting fondess for unsweetened soy-milk. His spoken English is flawless with a slight Irish lilt, but a recent palsy that renders his digits useless forces him to type with a rod attached to a band around his head. He's still getting a hang of the new system, and the neck pain from the constant head-bobbing would be unbearable to lesser men, but with his indomitable spirit, we should expect rapid improvement.

His purpose here? In an effort to rebuild his personal fortune, he's quitely market-testing the feasibility of his own forum, featuring a pay-only section consisting entirely of his posts of links submitted 20 minutes earlier and still available in the free section.