How do we classify qazwsx1?
An over eager, yet well-meaning poster. Too excited to post for his own good.
23%
Simply going for the 'Reward' @ 300 posts not realizing that he won't get it if he keeps posting bullshit.
23%
Doesn't have enough of a grasp on the english language to realize his behavior.
13%
A virus that gained self-awareness somewhere on the web.
39%
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tilly
I'm probably spamming
Added: Apr 02, 2006 12:57 pm
It's very simple (like himself) He's a fuckwit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bobrysl
Good Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 1:20 pm
tilly wrote:
It's very simple (like himself) He's a fuckwit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Neutral I stopped counting at three exclamation points, but I figure no more than four were required - the rest were just showing off. Oblivious to the highly-evolved and nuanced culture that's been established here, yes. Lack of English skills, yeah. Fuckwit? Facts not in evidence.

Amusment over his posts, I understand, they've given me a few chuckles... as well as most of the response to him. The venom is kinda baffling, as if his "work" here has done someone harm. We should approach him like Microsoft does with their products... it's not a bug, it's a feature!

For the record, I left dangling chads on #1 and 4, but Florida only accepted #1.
svinto
Retired Legend
Added: Apr 02, 2006 1:58 pm
Youngblood wrote:
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Nice picture youngblood but who is it?
My guess is agnomenamedgrimblekrumbles uncle.

bobrysl have you started collecting facts for qazwsx1 epitaf?

This guy is like a scrub, harmless enough,
but yet we cant avoid schratching.
Before we know, it has become like a bedsore that hardly heals.
Then when it eventually does it leaves a nasty scare.

So lets go for my motion, send the guy to Coventry.

/svinto
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khound
Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 2:11 pm
What is this flame-lite. Everybody here has had questionable posts as to there motive. Why and Who has the right to judge. Does this thread even belong in this section? Come on lads, power of the click. If you don't like someones posts don't view them. Quite Simple.
How to solve is quite easy as well. Ask GS to stop giving away the prize. Myself and several others are not here for such things. Damn the great Ravenhawk talked of leaving at the 299.
We started talking of etiquette on re posts in general chat, nothing came of it. Be and let be, you can always PM a mod if you have an issue. Creating a thread to chastise someone, shame on you.
buckstone
Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 6:38 pm
WOW

Now - all comments are harsh - but given the circumstances extremely fair.

IMO - I think it's Robert from Prague from Busty Adventures etc etc - cos all he says is WOW when he sees breasts as opposed to super, or terrific or beejesus they're fan fucking tastic tits you have on you - how the hell can you walk with that weight on your chest.

Own up - it is you Robert.

B


PS I hope I get a poll done on me one day - what fun.
MARKino1
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 6:43 pm
buckstone: now, I think my contributions to this thread have been nothing short of saintly. Ameliorative!
I like khound's phrase: " . . . power of the click".

And urbs: . . . well, you know.

Come on, guys, back to the fun.
khound
Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 6:55 pm
Power of the click tutorial....enjoy

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photo1
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 7:42 pm
You think gaz has noticed we've been talking about him? Wink I wonder... Laughing

Oh well back to some DL'ing.

Photo1
agnomenamedgrimblekrumble
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 9:14 pm
Ha! Haaa! Svinto, you're reference to my uncle had me rolling! I was going to reply last night that I stared at that picture for something like 5 minutes...I felt strangely in tune with it! My uncle ain't gonna like the reference, though...
sanka636
Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 10:17 pm
I went through a lot of posts by qazwsx1 a little bit ago and the more I read the more I like the little guy. I get a picture of Ladka (I know I spelled it wrong, but whatever.) the mechanic from the TV show 'Taxi'. He's squirrley, but I'd hate to see him go.... Seriously. I'm glad I posted this, albiet perhaps in the wrong spot, because it reminds me that I can be a pmopus asshole sometimes when I forget to stop and smell the roses.... Or in this case the qazwsx1. Keep posting little buddy, I think you'll get better Smile
mole
Respected Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 11:05 pm
Like I have said and told him, I feel sorry for him. He has been so incessantly monotonous with his posts and comments, it got to me. Most people have tried to help him, and maybe it needs time to sink in. I really do not want him to go, but I also want him to improve. He is amusing in his own way WOW, WHY!!!!!!!! That had me giggling. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Now that you mention it, I could really see him as a Latka type, or even Reverend Jim, so completely out there us mere mortals just do not get it.

urbs is right on the money. I am strangely drawn to seek out his posts just to see what the hell will happen next.

I think he may be getting more fun than us with all the attention. He may turn out to be some mensa brain freak who came up with this scam to see how far he could take it, and is sitting in his high rise penthouse with his evil super genius computer, plotting his next move in taking over the forum and turning all of us into all caps, color happy, monosyllable, 1Mb clip posting fools!!!

I for one refuse to submit!!!

Go one qazwsx1, do your worst, we will turn the tables on you and turn you into a posting guru, watch!!!!!!

No more criticism from me, encouragement is what he needs, at least until I blow a gasket in frustration again. I have trained monkeys, and they learn faster than him.

I go to post now...
oobooloo
Retired Legend
Added: Apr 02, 2006 11:35 pm
Well, I'm sure, that at the end of the day, the Mods (hey, where are they, by the way?) will apply their infinite wisdom - and since their decision will be final and no correspondence entered into - this thread will end.

Let the processes prevail.
Very Happy Cool
Youngblood
Good Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 11:45 pm
svinto wrote:
Youngblood wrote:
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Nice picture youngblood but who is it?
My guess is agnomenamedgrimblekrumbles uncle.



No one will ever know who the strange monkey looking guy is in the picture.

All I know is that this picture is authentic and was sent to by a mysterious woman claiming she knows a certain "somebody".

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oobooloo
Retired Legend
Added: Apr 02, 2006 11:50 pm
Youngblood wrote:
svinto wrote:
Youngblood wrote:
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Nice picture youngblood but who is it?
My guess is agnomenamedgrimblekrumbles uncle.



No one will ever know who the strange monkey looking guy is in the picture.

All I know is that this picture is authentic and was sent to by a mysterious woman claiming she knows a certain "somebody".

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I think I've seen him on CNN Cool
Youngblood
Good Poster
Added: Apr 02, 2006 11:59 pm
^^^
lol Laughing