some more dirty jokes?!?

michaliegerad wrote:

Oh boy! They are getting better as I follow the thread. Thanks mate.

svinto wrote:

That is a man who knows how to promote his skills. Thanks mate.

Dedicated to Rednecks Everywhere

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he'd get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again asked him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

Boy visiting his girlfiend:

Suddenly her dog starts licking hiss balls

Boy: I wish i could do this

Girl: Give him a cookie, maybe he let you...

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods, the liitle boy looks to the man and says "gee mister it sure is awfuly dark out here and i'm getting scared", the pedophile says to the little boy "you think your scared i have to walk out of here alone!

An oldy but goody!