Pass this on..........

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

Scarswithin wrote:

You did not mention a date for this event

Philip28 wrote:



He said "next Saturday" ... that's the date ...








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Oh ok, thanks. I surely overlooked that one. So, will this apply to the Amish communities too? all of them have beard and I kinda suspect some of them are muslim terrorists in disguise.

Philip28 wrote:

Are you sure about that? When have you ever heard of a horse and buggy driving into a building to blow it up?

It is of course always a great opportunity to see women naked, at least the pretty ones, and to have a beer or two.

But, why this tone of hate towards a certain group of people? We, particularly those in the West, are in a state of war against terror. But are we to label all Muslims?

And who says Muslims are supposed to commit suicide if they see a pretty naked lady? Suicide is considered a sin in most religions.

Well, that I have said my "ten cents worth" as my Americans friends would say, let's have fun!

I'm afraid I have a lot of suspected terrorists in my neighborhood, so if there are any extra naked ladies that would like to come over and protect the country, it would be appreciated.

Coming to think of it, my brain is safe! It's packed with images of naked ladies!