The Art of Female Pee-gasm

I feel like you could sell this table at auction, and get some serious bidders. A long beautiful wooden work bench, covered in everything Megan has to offer - her cum, her spit, her sweet, her pee. In fact, forget selling it. Megan should have it as a kitchen bench, and in between casual domestic chores, keep on using it the way she has today.

If sex ed let you down and the ladies in your life weren't up to the task of educating you, IFM - and Altea - have got you covered, bro. Yes, in case you didn't know exactly where a girl pees from, now you will. Up Close, profuse, copiant, dramatic - this pee is so epic, it'll make you want to wet your own bed.

Hooray! Loose ends are officially breaking into 3 digits today, and what better way to celebrate than to watch Abbi subvert the dominant paradigm of pee. It's not just men who can do it, after all - girls can pee standing up just fine, thank you very much, and Abbi is going to show us how it's done.

Some flows are fast, and some are slow. Some are strong and some aim low. Sometimes you need to take a break, under a tree, atop a crate, and let it go, no matter how, a flow, a stream, relief, for now.

In all of our expanding IFM pee adventures, I do believe this is a first. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I just feel like I've never seen something like this - a woman, just sitting on her bedroom floor, peeing without a care in the world. There's something so wonderfully taboo, so transgressive about it - it just gives me shivers. The good kind.

I love the way Altea just leans her whole body back and just lets it rip. A strong flow with so much energy - such a good vibe. Sometimes it's nice to see a girl just let go, and not try to control anything.

Look closely. and closer still. If you pay attention, you can see the muscular branches of the perineal body at work, as Taylor releases a gorgeous waterfall of liquid. A beautiful anatomy lesson, Taylor's cute cotton socks getting slightly soaked, and that perfect puddle. Does it get any better than this?

In between orgasms, it's highly recommended to have a good strong wee - to clear everything out, reset everything and go again. I don't know about everyone else, but no matter how little I drink and how much I wee before, there's always something there after orgasm. Arousal build up? Skene's glands? Squirt-related? Who knows. But it feels damn good to let go.

Cute Eva knows where it's at for a squat-and-pee - having a little something to perch on makes it just that much easier to aim. Her perfect arc serves its purpose, creating a nice little puddle on the ground in front of her, and by the time she's done, I've learned a trick or two.

I love everything about Adalfam, so it's no surprise how much I'm into her stand-up wee. The way she looks deep into the camera as she's waiting to finish her flow, the way she cleans herself off with her undies - pee break perfection. Mucho pipi. Mucho amor.

Any penis envy I might have is mainly about being able to pee off large structures, but now I can see, I was envious for no reason - if Altea can do it, so can I, right? Altea always goes above and beyond for her IFM shoots, and this pee break is - literally - no exception.

When it comes to Devi's pee breaks, I almost feel nervous - last time, she intimidated the hell out of me. Maybe this one is designed to balance that one out, a relaxed, chill, little pop-a-squat. Just a good old every day wee break. But I'll stay ready to bow down...

This is absolutely the ultimate version of turning on the tap to mask the sound of peeing in a public restroom. Come on - you know you've done it. Don't you wish you'd had a whole ocean? And while I'm sure Lyndel isn't really concerned about who can hear her wee right now, those soothing, crashing waves are still a perfect aural backdrop for a perfectly beautiful moment.

Wendy's really pulling out all the stops for nylon lovers. First, an entire masturbation session without taking them off, and now, every stage of reveal and conceal that stockings are famous for. Halfway down her thighs is amazing, but my favourite look is when she pushes them down so only her feet are held inside.

There's no housemates around, no one to interrupt - it's Mikaela's time to try it. A little at first, and then she really lets go, dampening, and then drenching her panties, creating a slowly spreading wet spot on her deck. The utter casualness about it is what gets me, as Mikaela just keeps on reading, not missing a beat.