Big Hair Romp / Big Hair Romp (Something Weird Video) (Andy Bellamy, Starlyn Simone, John Keith, George Peters)
Andy Bellamy, Starlyn Simone, John Keith, George Peters
The plot of Big Hair Romp is so well-hidden that a gratuitous voice-over was inserted near the beginning just to provide the illusion of a plot for those of us boorish enough to need one in a porno film: two ex-cons, Stick and Spade, pick up (or get picked up by) three pretty girls, and the voice-over tells us that the two guys just did ten years in the slammer for fraud - no doubt they're the producers of this flick - and that the girls are "budding actresses from good families."
Our "budding actresses" here have a serious oral fixation, and they are quick to home in on Stick's husky "thingamabob," as they reverently call it. So there s lively intercourse between "cun & con," and when a knee gets in the way, the vexed director can be heard off-camera saying, "Hey, we're not seeing any of this!"
Then, out of nowhere, Chuck, The Gay Photographer, is called in to shoot some stills of the ex-cons. Played by sexploitation stalwart John Keith (whose performance has more ham in it than a New York deli), Chuck, The Gay Photographer, actually provides a certain welcome comic relief to the usual porn strenuousities, especially when the budding actresses fixate orally on him.
Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 754.9 MB
Duration: 00:52:59
Video: 704x528 (4:3), 29.970 fps, AVC
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