Happy Turkey Day!

Well it's Thanksgiving here in the States, a day in which we give thanks for... well... with the economy completely in the shitter we don't have much to be thankful for as a nation I suppose.

But I'm thankful gosh darn it! Mostly because one of the girls from the local titty bar is coming over later this afternoon to give me a hummer. I'm thankful for other things too. I can't remember them at this moment. But I'm sure that whatever they are I'm thankful for them too.

To celebrate this joyous day of feasting on Turkey and celebrating me getting a blowjob from Amy I invite everyone to enjoy the holiday the way it was meant to be enjoyed! Yes, I urge you all to go online and google the video clips for WKRP's infamous Thanksgiving Turkey Drop episode and when you are done with that see if you can find the Sarah Palin turkey clip to go with it.

Just remember these words of wisdom... "As God is my witness... I thought turkeys could fly."

Awe jings ya Americans - and yer turkeys = economy bust = investments = bust = BUSH

Enjoy yer Turkey day - we in Brit/england/scottish land do it on the correct day - Christmas.


Enjoy - and hope the BJ is worth the death of some poor bird.

lol B

Happy Turkey day! Doesn't take long for family to annoy the shit out of you does it? The day always starts off with "we don't get together enough" and ends with GTFO of my house!

My nephews are a nightmare, my poor hound ran for his life and hid in my closet. Best part of it all.....we do it all over again at Christmas!!! The Holiday season can be a real pain in the ass!

LMAO @ As God is my witness... I thought turkeys could fly....

So how did that blow job go?