Video of a guy getting fucked by a horse (video)

HOLY HELL!!!

THERE ARE SOME SICK BASTARDS OUT THERE.

How is he not dead, surely something inside must be damaged??? (apart from his brain...)

oh you can bet that fucking idiot was in a hopsital for a WHILE after that...
if he could bear to go into one and tell them what happend... if not then yea, he is dead.
yeah, his innards definitely got fucking scrambled.
a slow and painful death if not taken to an ER post haste.

but...

he got to be a star!!!

Have you guys ever seen www.darwinawards.com? I'd nominate the guy in this video but I think the video is a bit too twisted for that site.

i fucking LOVE the darwin awards!!! and yeah, i think this idiot is a prime candidate!!! he gets my vote!!

and while the video might be too twisted for the site, he can still be nominated with a text account... too bad we have no idea who that schmuck is...

oh well...

there was a program on channel 4 in the UK recently all about this animal sex stuff. It was hilarious. One man had left his wife for a horse and she now regularly fucked the family dog (a golden retriever). When you see personal adds and they have codes like GSOH, meaning good sense of humour they had one of their own they used when describing their horses or ponys- 'JTRHNBR'
That stands for 'just the right hight, no bucket required', meaning the horse was just the right hight to fuck without you having to stand on a bucket.

lazuro wrote:

a quote by the BEASTIE boys might just be appropriate for this discussion of BEASTiality...

"INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE"

good god...

- e

oh, another thing i remembered there was a guy here in england a couple of years ago who was eventually put in prison. The police suddenly got loads of calls from passengers on a train saying they had spotted this guy fucking a goat in a field. It turns out the guy was homosexual and had aids and was just so wild with lust he had to take it out on a goat. It was quite funny reading about it in the papers,

there was another case, i think from germany where a woman woke up to find her husband hunched over her, with their red setter dog under his arm wanking the dog off over her. I have made several friends cry with lafter whilst retteling this story.

and some of you must have seen that famous picture where the bolder fell on that guy and killed him whilst he was (somehow) fucking a chicken

wasnt it cypress hill who sang ''insane in the membrane''

all those stories were either in the papers, or there are pictures, but have you all heard the urban myth about none other than ricky martin.?
supposedly he was on some hidden camera show and the deal was that he was suppose to hide in the cupboard and wait for this girl to come home, (she was somewhere between f i f t een and t w e n ty, decide for yourself)
and jump out on her "suprise, youve met ricky martin, youre on TV and all that bollocks", but when she got home and the hidden cameras were rolling, waiting for the right moment to suprise her, before they could do anything she went in the fridge took out some peanut butter (or what ever), stripped off and started smearing it all over her puntang to entice the family dog to chow down. Proberly a complete bull shit, but a good story none the less.

ONE MORE THING, as im on a role here, you may have heard this story, it made me feel sick when i read it, i wish i could do it justice but ill have a go.

Well, anyway there was this woman who woke up one morning feeling like she seriously needed a shit, but not from here arse or bum, depending on what you nationalities call it, the feeling was coming from her cunt. So with bad stomach pains she rushed to the toilet.

anyway a while later the police were at her house investigating her death, they found her dead in the bathroom on the floor, i cant even remember how she died exactly but anyway the muther fuckin PO-leese were looking around and one of them lifted up the toilet seet to take a peep, he apperently jumped back and thru up. What he saw in the toilet was a bloody mass of squirming little fucked up baby crab fish crawling over each other.

the police found

a full bath with a tv at the end, in the video player were hardcore lesbian porn videos, by the bath was some kind of dead lobster cray fish thing which had a seriously burnt face and next to it was a lighter.

they worked out from the substances found on its tail, that the dead women had inserted the lobster's back end into her vagina and burnt its face with the lighter **** it to squirm around in pain, so that it would act as some kind of sex toy.

whilst inside her it had shat out some kind of eggs or young which incubated over night in the womans vaginal cavity.

so if i remember correctly, she had woke up ran to the toilet, discharged all the little maggoty lobster creatures and then been so shocked by what she saw she fell and cracked her head open or something.


well, i know its a fucked up story but if anybody can find a copy of the original anywhere on the internet i would greatly appreciate it. i seem to remember reading it on bangedup.com

one more honestly.

i read about this k i d in bizzare magazine. the fire brigade were called to put his house out, they found him dead inside. He had apperently hurd how you could get a cows heart, stick your dick in it and somehow hook it up to a car battery, so that it would beat and act as somekind of fucked up sex toy. the thing was he had hooked it up to the mains supply and electricuted himself and set his house on fire.

ok, im finished now.

the censored word ther was m a g a z i n e, why is that censored?

hard to tell sometimes what is real and what is urban legend but dude... those are some fucked up stories... i have heard both...
morbidly fun at any rate...

im glad you enjoyed them, i have to apologise for my spelling, grammar etc, but i write in trails of thort quite excitedly, add that to the fact im dyslexick and thats why it all comes out like shit.

lazuro wrote:
i do the same my brother...
always...
(you might wanna think a bit before you write tho... that shit in the "favorite age" or whatever it's called thread was kinda prety much a wad of crap that sorta ticked me off...
but it's all good...
i still like ya...

holy crap!!!!! he mist have taken a good 18 inches you can see it come out through his mouth