101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents

sorry if this is posted here but i grabbed it from somewhere and it's really funny. the description goes like this:

"The show called “101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents” included animated depictions of a variety of rather odd situations that people had gotten themselves into. This was on a regular channel (UK channel 4)
It's not pornographic in any way, there are only some funny cartoon animations to explain the accidents...."

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i hope it makes you laugh tho be warned: there are some pictures of dicks that'll make your snake shrink like a scared turtle! for example, there's a picture of a guy's "broken" dick! missed the hole and crack! ouch!

OO some of those are nasty

ok, how do i combine and play these files?

aXemeXa wrote:

For anything which ends .001, .002, etc. you normally use HJSPLIT

Among other places, you can get a copy here: dead link

Run and it all becomes obvious.

cool, thanks, that worked.

ha! ha! isn't that show funny?!? cracked me up when i watched it.

one story in particular is a hard on killer; the story about the guy who stuck his dick into a vacuum cleaner!!! shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL these are brilliant, thank you!

I knew a guy in college that got stuck to his vacuum cleaner. And another girl who inserted a potato of all things into herself only to have it get stuck later.

ha! ha! that's funny; can you imagine how embarrassing it must've been to go to the hospital (if that's what she eventually did?!?).

uh, i was just walking around and this potato just flew into my wet pussy! honest doc!

ibiza wrote:

After having a few friends over to use SALAD prongs/tongs to "fish" in there & get it out, it became evident that it wouldnt budge...

She was pretty decent about it at the hospital cracking jokes & talking about making potatoe salad...

Course I haven't been able to look at another potatoe again & we avoid the salad at her house...

AltonTowers wrote:

is there a mac version or a similar prog for mac?

I've never tried it (PC only), but try here: http://www.freebyte.com/hjsplit/#mac

Good luck!

que c'est mignon tout ça!!!

FoXGaL wrote:

Very entertaining that! LOL!!!!

As it happens, when staying with some guys over at a friend's house (mansion actually), way back when I was just a kid, one guy I knew stuck his dick in a rather small bottle to take a pee in the middle of the night rather than lose his way to the toilet...

Needless to say, the relief was short lived as he simply couldn't get the head out of the bottle... after panicking and waking us all up, we eventually had to take him to hospital where, thank goodness and the bottle being plastic, they managed to slowly cut him out with a small dremel looking hand grinder!

We must all be good guys because, to my knowledge, no one has ever mentioned the incident since... not even in passing!

Cheers

Al

p.s. How did they get the potato out and where did it end up I wonder? LOL!

rofl thanks for the good laugh

plastic bottle? painful.