Mush meat hanging out of vagina flaps

Vive la difference, I always say. What's wrong with variation in women's labias?? Interest only in vaginas that look like those of pre-p u b e s c e n t girls might be evolutionarily driven, but I dare say you wouldn't like the 3-second pop-psychology analysis of that fetish...

To me, all women can be hot, whether they are taut & smooth or whether they have enough surplus lip to keep you warm if you ever get caught in a cave during a blizzard without a parka. Personally I enjoy the occasional mouthful of meat (EDIT: OK, you know what I mean) where you can spread them out inside your mouth using your tongue, as well as having the option to reach down and create a human-skin condom (think Victoria Knight).

TMI, I know. But differences are a good thing. If we all looked the same, life would be pretty damned boring.

billyellis wrote:

I totally agree.
Some of your guys comments had me laughing - very interesting!!
I have had sex with girls who are less in years than myself and older than myself and all had different shapes sizes and colours. Sometimes a very smooth "coin slot" as you call it is very nice - other times a girl with lips can be just as enjoyable.
Me? Well I have some very pigmented "meat curtains" - you never know I might show you one day!!

Turbo........... Come the revolution you'll be shot, my god sir, how low can you go? Dingly dangly meat. Not for me. I'd rather shag a sheep. No offence to any readers who live in Wales UK.

Note to US readers. It is well documented that some farmers in Wales have had a 'close encounter' with sheep in the valleys. It's a place where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

Have I gone off topic?????????

suzylikesit wrote:

Damn, Billy, I could almost consider you a Bro, almost...

Me? I love natural wimmen,' with full, lush pussahs. I love a full bush (think: Jiffy-Pop Popcorn poppin' up through the panties) and thick rubbery succulent roast beef lips...! <sigh>

Ahhh, Suzy..."Me? Well I have some very pigmented "meat curtains" - you never know I might show you one day!!" Me thinks I'm'ma fallin' in lovvvve! Take me gnow, or lose me forever!

Grimble Krumble wrote:
Hey - let's gnot get carried away there. There are two states that allow gay marriage, and some that allow cats and dogs to live together. But there are none that look favorably upon Sox fans and Yankees fans getting along. (Well, maybe Connecticut, the bi-baseball state.)

dazdaz wrote:

Wow. That is completely unnecessary. Shall we look up all the embarassing news stories about the freaking Bahamas? Did your girlfriend leave you for a Welsh dude or something? Why hate on a completely random country out of the blue? I had a friend from Wales once, so I take offense on her behalf. I'm sure there has never been a single documented instance of **** in the history of the Bahamas.

Anyway, this is what I'm talkin' about. You could have sex without even getting penetration!

Ok that picture is seriously nasty

you can say what you want, but that there is a perfect example of why some people dislike the flapping curtains... and to Billy and the 3 second analysis I can only say that a viable and proper analysis luckily takes A LOT longer than 3 seconds. By the same token I could say that everyone that like A cupped women are also secretly pedos or that people that like BDSM are also fucked up in the head and was either hit a lot by their mom or their uncle... you get the picture

Billyellis
That's a pic of a 'prolapsed womb' grossss!!!!! ahhhhhhhh Give me a sheep anyday. For the past few weeks I've been feeding a female dolphin by hand. Update and pix if things get better, is it legal?

Daz
ps. Hey maybe I could start a website, ummm how about 'Fishy-Fantasies.com'?

Meat curtains...lol. No chance of any in my collection. I get people rofl when I refer to them as "Dead Sea Scrolls"...just use a set of chopsticks to roll them up.
No personal bash on anyone. I understand its genetic but a few "friends" of mine who play for the other team talk about their curtains like its a all you can eat buffet.
Just not my cup of tea.

wolf73 wrote:

Well just because its not your cup of tea there is no need to be insulting and derogatory.
Each and every person is different. If you dont like something then just say so.
By the way i bet your dick is ugly too - not my cup of tea!!

Both can be sexy or ugly, me I prefer a woman with moderate but not large or nonexistent labia, but who when excited they blossom and spread inviting you in.

timan84 wrote:

I've been with women that have ranged from "coin slot" to "meat curtains". I can say I love both and every range in between. I can say that a woman with meat curtains gives me more to enjoy!

This is the best topic ever! The epitome of all things Forumophilia. Completely trivial and altogether captivating... I love it all, but if I must choose; coinslot.

lol this is a great topic.
ive had my fair share of women, but still havent found a great set of "meat curtains" :/ So to me its unique, I like uniqueness so id go with saying it looks hot.
but that lack pic...
man thats a fuckin dong thats not what I had in mind lol Looks like a sex change gone wrong, or she was born and her penis decided to become a vagina at the last minute... :p
I had a great set with this girl named "luna" white girl 5,5 or so, HUGE labias she could use them as an emergency parachute if she ever needed to bail. Had those on my pc for years just recenly had to go.

Name slips me, but I mean your husbands past time is editing vaginas?

Those Labia look like bloody anime fodder! I expect them to suddenly grow and begin mouth donging some doe eyed purple haired chick.

tentacle labia ****, the new hentai experience... The labias are so huge they turn into 50 ft long monsters and **** women.