What do you Hate about porn?

Millennium wrote:

By porn I mean hardcore, banging included. Don't forget that there's a lot of dreamgirls, striptease, nude in public and things like that here too. That's certainly to my liking.

I just don't care much for dicks and silicon wonders.

abaris wrote:

Gotcha.
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mickemus wrote:

strongly agree with both of you, fake moaning = woodkill, that long list might as well be my own, loled (seriously) and the "coming on her tits comment".

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I don't like women who don't look at the camera, not all the time just sometimes
I don't like images which insist too much on details like showing a pussy for 4 or 5 minutes, this can be boring sometimes.
I don't like scenes in which more guys pee on one girl, if it's only one guy or two would be ok, but 8 guys is really not cool

With modeling photography I want girls with pubic hair. When they're hairless, it looks like there is something missing, or it just looks creepy. Hairless is fine for explicit shots, but for R-rated modeling shots, I want a little hair down there (not the untamed Amazon, but within reason like old sets of M E T or PB).

I have pretty much the same hates as most of the people posting here, fake tits, fake moaning, Teen models in brightly colored rooms being filmed/photographed with toys and tedy bears around them, i already have enough problems thanks, dont add to them!

Bad camera guys and photographers who are just crap and should never be allowed to work in porn again (Met Art comes to mind, in fact, anything with "art" in the title) but what i hate the most is, spitting...

I can not stand to see it, i dont like it when the guy spits to lubricate and i hate it even more when they spit in the the mouth, also licking the guys ass, i dont get it, and i really dont want to see it.

Not much I hate for porn. I guess if the girls are too heavy or not very attractive. Prefer just girls is nice outfits vs. guy on girl stuff. Also hate it when certain sites seem to use the same guys over and over.

I hate in a lot of the Asian porns where every girl has to wince and cry like they are being ****d all the time. It looks stupid lol. Im not sure why Asians are so obsessed with simulated ****.

I also hate the vids where you have some hot looking girl and then some guy (99% of the time a black guy) comes along and puts greasey oil all over her. Not a fan of oils and stuff. I always think how uncomfortable it must be after sex for people who do that in real life to sleep in a bed thats all slimed up in that goopy crap lol. Dont understand blacks wanting to bang some slimed up mess.

I hate bad camera work. Like when they keep the camera forever on some dudes hairy nut sack while he bangs away. Yeah, like i want to see that. Gay cameramen in non gay porn need to go.

Not a fan of the overly smiley / giggly girls. Something funny?

HATE when guys face slap women and grab them by the throat. I dont care if the girl likes it or not. Its disturbing and it makes me want to reach into my screen and pop the dude in the face, then ask him how it feels.

Hate makeup on women.

Dont like women that dont look at the camera, or once again bad camera work that never focuses on the face, but small pieces of random skin instead. Some of these pov cameramen are more interested in their own ballsack than the women they are supposed to be filming.

Cell99 wrote:
I totally agree.
It's even worse when they do a closeup of the dudes face or shit like that ... I mean seriously, I'm almost scared of such scenes when I'm about to jack off - this feels totally gay

I haven't read the whole 17 pages, but this thread is really interesting.

Well, of course, when I say what I hate about porn, I also have to say what I like about porn ...

Basically, I would say, I am open minded, when it comes to the girls. I mean, I like both, the barely legal, 18 year old girls as well as the mature (and older) ladies - as long as they are good looking. I like blondes, redheads, black haired ... big boobs, small boobs ...

Some things that I really love in porn is: girls with glasses, puffy nipples, girls with tattoos, gothic girls and the "girl-next-door"

What I hate about porn ... fake tits. Sure, some look good, but some are so obvious fake and deformed, especially after multiple surgery ... unless a woman had breast cancer or extremely uneven sized boobs, I am against surgery (no matter if it is an enlargement or a reduction). Here in Germany, there is this porn/nude model who got breast enlargement. Before, she had some nice small a-cups ... now she has 2 ugly looking plastic balls ...
What is also pretty bad: girls with huge boobs, but small nipples. How many times do you see natural big boobs with small nipples ? Most big boobs with small nipples are fake.

Also: hairy girls. I prefer it shaved. Sure, a little bit of hair is o.k. but some look like Chewbacca from Star Wars ...

And I am no fan of pantyhose. I think Stockings are much better. Also, some guys are totally into feet ... I am not.

What I also hate is degrading porn, where girls are used (abused) like a piece of meat. I once saw a porn clip, where a girl was sitting on the floor, while about 6 guys where standing around here. One after the other, they rammed their cocks down her throat ... and everytime she gaged and vomited.
Oh, by the way, I also hate scat.

Another thing that I dislike is when a girl is too professional - if you know what I mean. I mean, some girls take part in a gang bang with 50 guys as if it would be nothing special.
Recently, I saw a movie clip where a girl, dressed in a dress, without panties, sat on a staircase in a public place. She lifted her skirt and started to rub herself, when some people where approaching. She dropped the skirt and her cheeks became blushing red. I loved it. A woman who has a gang bang with 100 guys usually doesn't blush anymore ...

Cell99 wrote:
I have to agree big time. I mean I can understand some woman like the feeling of being dominated during intercourse. But in most times I really wonder if these so called studs really like woman at all. It sure as hell doesn't look that way to me in many scenes.I think if there was a mirror all they'd do is look at themselves or think there gods gift to the world with the only penis.lol

The only thing that bugs me more, is some guy having sex with a beautiful sexy woman & body that kills in many positions has to jack off to get off.
I mean really let her finish what she started ffs

wow, what a great idea for a thread.


things i hate about porn.

1. Two guys... or more... why the fuck would i want to see another dick? Double penetration or a girl being fucked and sucking at the same time just don't do anything for me.

2. Girls who are in pain/ashamed/scared. I'm not sure what kind of people like the **** crap or the abuse stuff.. but its not me. Part of my fantasy involves her having a *good* time.

3. Completely shaved genetalia. Nearly nobody likes a jungle, but give us a little something. I don't know why, but I search out these videos and girls who are completely shaven have to be 4x as hot to get me to download their vids. Short hair all around the labia and everything is best. Red/blonde is extra nice. Oh yeah... what I hate... BALD.

4. This isn't all about the porn, but about the threads.. I hate it when the preview pics are so small you can't get *anything* from them without clicking and opening another tab... just give a link if you are going to make them that small.

5. Fake Boobs, saggy boobs, extra large boobs. More than a mouthful is a waste. Perky, with character is best

hrmm.

bfpopo wrote:

I guess women must choose between having an absolute hairy pussy or a bald one because otherwise the middle way it's not a good one. A short haired pussy is irritating for themselves and also for the partner , a bald pussy or a ,, long" haired one is not irritating . Just my point of view.

i really hate men with a no hard dick, or men who take hours to cum when they are jerked
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