best joke 2004:little boy and his grandpa

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The
little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into it's hole. He says,
"Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather
replies, "I'll bet you five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to
put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes
back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight
and stiffas a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The
grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and
runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out
and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says,"Grandpa,
you already gave me five bucks." The grandfather replies, "I know.
That's from your grandma."

LOL