whats your age, sex and location?

hey everyone my first post
whats your age, sex and location?

Is this a trick question?

I'm a fat middle-aged guy sitting at my computer pretending to be a suave young, hung dude to impress Julie Girl and Diabolic Angelz
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I don't need no friggin' sig.

horny666 wrote:
I'm a suave, young hung dude pretending to be a fat middle-aged guy so I'll fit in ... as I'm also an undercover FBI inspector posing as a long-term member of this site, trying to draw out perverts who possess illlegal pics and vids of girls who are too young in the US. I'm based in the mid-Atlantic region of the USA, and make frequent trips down to Quantico.

And I've got my eyes set on YOU, now.

Arrestin'Man

ramblin'man wrote:

...and I'm a former CIA agent, who then posed as a 70's gameshow host, who always had a lil spittle on me lips. Now I just have a lil spittle on me lap.

funslover wrote:
Oh well,to impress me you should look like..Victoria?! But I'm almost sure this is a trick question. Okeh,to contribute something:
I'm a rather moody female who's just cleaning out her harddrive,living somewhere between the north & southpole and..what whas the other question?!I'm old enough to watch porn,huh.This must be enough.

Maybe he/she is just curious or the reporters will knock on my door in a minute.Cool. I hope they can forgive me that I'm not willing to make them a cake..

I'm 31 and I'm from the UK

horny666 wrote:
ma va a caghér!

I'm 25, very love sex, and I'm from the russia!

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah


to much information?

sir_darkstar wrote:



Now that brought me back to a happy time when weed was good and cops ate doughnuts!!!!