BigWup wrote:Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I go like that."
Doctor: "Don't go like that."
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Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I pee."
Doctor: "How old are you?"
Patient: "76 years old."
Doctor: "You peed enough."
Patient: I broke my leg in Two places
Doctor: Don't go to those Two places anymore
Nurse: Doctor, your next patient says he is invisible
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now.