2 Tough Questions

Question 1
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 **** already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recomend that she had an abortion?

Question 2

It is time to elect a new world leader and your vote counts

Here are the facts about the three (3) leading cantidates

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. Hes had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 martinis a day

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps utill noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, dosent smoke, he drinks an occasional beer and hasnt had any extramarital affairs

Which of theses candidates would be your HONEST choice?

I pick A or B 'cause Roosevelt and Churchill kick Hitler's (c) arse any day.

As for Q1, I'd be killing Beethoven or someone wouldn't I if I told her to abort???

Who cares ... abort them all and elect the pregnant woman.
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Stop. Go. Terry.

Recruit and Provide. Then have them all clean the house for you!

so the world is coming closer.. may be we need more wisdom to answer

I've gotten three women pregnant for a combined total of 12 times...we decided to abort all of them. Can't imagine having that many babies. My current girlfriend loves getting pregnant, and we fuck for a couple of months, and then she aborts. Its a sexual fantasy we have and have lived out 7 times. I love knowing that there's a little one in her pussy awash in my sperm every time I blow a load deep in my GF. It makes us both really hot, so, I say abort the fucker - the lady doesn't need another one and sounds like they'd be fucked up anyway. A $300 vacuum job is cheaper than a lifetime of special care.

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Where's Yoda when you need him?

Let's see, the subject in Q1 is Beethovan, and though many have enjoyed his compositions... I could do without them.

Q2, world leader. I certainly would not want any of the three offered candidates. People who seek positions of leadersip are politicians. Politicians are generically liars. Why would I trust a liar to make decisions in my best interest? The best leaders are usually those who don't want the job.

well i was gunna point out that b sounds a lot like churchill and he rocked, but michael caine beat me to it. Oh - and Roosevelt prevaricated too much

as for part one - can you contract syphilis prenatally or during birth?

I watched a documentary recently that argued Beethoven had tourette's (or was that Mozart? - the one that went deaf anyway)- the correspondance he shared with his mother was outrageous and scatolgical - the BBC can be so random sometimes!