Why you should buy a Fleshlight

Still debating about whether you should take the plunge and buy your very own fleshlight? here are some reasons why you should consider purchasing one.


1. It feels amazing - when you put your member inside a fleshlight you won’t even be able to tell the difference from a real pussy. it feels so amazing! The material they use is realistic and feels like real silky smooth skin. I like to warm up my fleshlight by soaking it in a sink/tub filled with warm/hot water. Then it feels Really amazing! You can even buy different inserts like a Super Tight, Ribbed, or Wonder Wave etc… for different feels.


2. Completely Safe Sex - You will never recieve or transmit a Sexually Transmitted Disease when you use a fleshlight, and you’ll never get a chick pregnant with it. The Fleshlight is satisfying, safe, and private… well unless you want to use it with someone else…


3. Have Sex On Your Terms - No more waiting until the wife gets home.. or waiting until she’s in the mood. The Fleshlight will be their to satisfy you whenever and wherever you feel like it. The fleshlight will fulfill your desires.


4. Feels like the Real Thing - You won’t find another male sex toy that is closer to the feeling of intercourse than using the fleshlight. They have developed a “Real Feel Super Skin® sleeve” that was designed to be the most realistic feeling….. and it is! It feels like silky smooth skin. With the Ultra Tight Fleshlight it feels like im screwing my first girlfriend. okay enough nostalgia…


5. You Can Improve your Orgasm Stamina - Whether you’ve been banging chicks for decades or just started off in the game, I bet you could still improve your stamina. See how long you can last with the various inserts.. I recommend the Super Tight or Ultra Tight.. then see how long you can last


So there’s 5 reasons why you might want to buy a fleshlight. Want to see the official fleshlight website now?
http://www.fleshlightcash.com/track/MTAwMzIzOTo1OjE/

Read more information at the Fleshlight site and Buy a Fleshlight if you’re ready!

I almost removed this.
According to general rules you know.

It's spam in general but from the siteowner, promotion.
Learn...
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I can't leave Rosy. She's been good to me.

Meh.

I am actually a widow in Nigeria and my husband left me $25-million that I have to transfer out of the country. PM me your banking information, all your credit card numbers and your mother's maiden name.

I will contact you eventually.

<shakes>

I've always been a "try before you buy" kinda guy. So, anyone wanna let me borrow theirs for a night to see if it's worth buying? Didn't think so...

im ashamed to say i have one of these, and i must say, peeps, dont bother. After you have used it its a bitch to clean, and then, more importantly, dry. If you dont dry it 100%, the next time you open up the thing, it smells, well, (weak-stomached look away now) cheesy.

Also its bloody huge, and its "cover" as a torch really relies upon huge imagination from the unsuspecting discoverer, who, when trying to switch it on, will be confronted by what looks like some very whorled granny flaps.

Further, its bloody expensive, takes water based lube only, is very heavy and gives you arm ache and the suction on it is either to little or too much.

My rating: a late night bully-wank. (ratings go from late-nite bully wank being the lowest to weekend away with nansy, jessica alba and peachez, a bag of cocaine, 20 bottles of champagne and steven speilberg recording the proceeedings being the highest rating)

Thanks, ralphamore for your input.

In case your really checking into pocket pussies.....(but why substitute the real thing__))

maybe your tired of your own hands....or want some glow in the dark lips!!!

check out
http://www.bootcleaner.com/english/cat45_1.htm

Then again,

you for 29.99 at the East European Walmart you can find this thing....

dont know how REAL it will feel though....

HEy GOOD SAMARITAN...

Wanna make sum REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

quit trying to sell us some flashlights and sell us the REAL THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!
SHOW ME THE PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JERRY MCGUIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an odd thread. Evidently the forum has changed a bit since last I rambled its hallways...

Maybe somewhere in this forum is the guy who tried to put a belt-sander between the cushions of his sofa so he could pump into it. No, wait, he was electrocuted, that's right, that was in the Darwin Awards a few years ago. Now what if you put the fleshlight into a belt-sander?

Also out there are guys who have learned how to REALLY use that soft foamy wrist-protection stuff that you put in front of a keyboard to reduce repetitive stress injuries. Fold it up, a little wrap, a little lube ... yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about, don't you.

Hey Elmo, good to see you again. Incidentally, your email address has won a share of 100 million pounds sterling in the UK Lottery. Send in your details.

GS, you da man, but I'll wait until you package a product that is as tight and squirmy and clingy and looks and feels exactly like this:



CautiouslyReturnin'Man

hi i resort to k-12 marketing techniques and making referal cash on the internet

Good Samaritan wrote:

what a great thread, guys...

thanks so very much... i feel like if i am a fly on the wall at a men's club...

dr. julie ann

Dr Julie get one for yourself and one for your friend...
Oooh, I forgot you need the inversed type. The rotating Flashlight. (If any)

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