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UMO
terry
Very Respected Poster
ramblin'man
As an educated literate somewhat-inebriated circumcised male, I would just like to take this opportunity to say....
WHATHEFUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
UMO that is just messed up.
On the other hand, what if you were to fill up that space with some liquid, and close it off with a tight-yet-not-too-uncomfortable soft string. Then start to get it on with a lady, get her on her back, let her untie the string, and whoopee! ... WATER BALLOON?
Or how about helium? She can give you a blowjob AND talk like a munchkin at the same time!!
Ha ha ho ho and he he.
Oh God I'm thinking too much. Must go back to looking at naked teen honeys for a little while. Titties, pussy, and ass ... mmmmm.
-RM
WHATHEFUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
UMO that is just messed up.
On the other hand, what if you were to fill up that space with some liquid, and close it off with a tight-yet-not-too-uncomfortable soft string. Then start to get it on with a lady, get her on her back, let her untie the string, and whoopee! ... WATER BALLOON?
Or how about helium? She can give you a blowjob AND talk like a munchkin at the same time!!
Ha ha ho ho and he he.
Oh God I'm thinking too much. Must go back to looking at naked teen honeys for a little while. Titties, pussy, and ass ... mmmmm.
-RM
IloveTeens
Good Poster
Mr.Paranoid
Good Poster
You can do the same with a girl.
When down there munching on the carpet and you think it's time to stop take a few big puffs and blow in. Put your finger in the hole and stand back quickly. With your other hand pace it on her belly and gently push and you remove your finger. She wont know what your doing but she will get a little surprise as her front bum lets one rip big time.
MAD
When down there munching on the carpet and you think it's time to stop take a few big puffs and blow in. Put your finger in the hole and stand back quickly. With your other hand pace it on her belly and gently push and you remove your finger. She wont know what your doing but she will get a little surprise as her front bum lets one rip big time.
MAD
ramblin'man
Mr.Paranoid wrote:
Riiiiiiight. And unless she's drunk or has a wacky sense of humor, your night is pretty much done! (and the welts heal in a couple days) Ahhh, the good ol' intentional queaf, subject of many a bar conversation...
Queaf: (Kweef) n: alternate spelling Queef: sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queef&r=d
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queaf
-RM
You can do the same with a girl.
When down there munching on the carpet and you think it's time to stop take a few big puffs and blow in. Put your finger in the hole and stand back quickly. With your other hand pace it on her belly and gently push and you remove your finger. She wont know what your doing but she will get a little surprise as her front bum lets one rip big time.
MAD
When down there munching on the carpet and you think it's time to stop take a few big puffs and blow in. Put your finger in the hole and stand back quickly. With your other hand pace it on her belly and gently push and you remove your finger. She wont know what your doing but she will get a little surprise as her front bum lets one rip big time.
MAD
Riiiiiiight. And unless she's drunk or has a wacky sense of humor, your night is pretty much done! (and the welts heal in a couple days) Ahhh, the good ol' intentional queaf, subject of many a bar conversation...
Queaf: (Kweef) n: alternate spelling Queef: sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queef&r=d
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queaf
-RM
terry
Very Respected Poster
RAFLMAO 
Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.
BWAAAhahaahaha.. I never heard the official description.... New names for your offspring eh?
All right, who queafed??
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Stop. Go. Terry.
Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.
BWAAAhahaahaha.. I never heard the official description.... New names for your offspring eh?
All right, who queafed??
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Stop. Go. Terry.
ramblin'man
terry wrote:
BWAAAhahaahaha.. I never heard the official description.... New names for your offspring eh?
Girls names: Queaf, Front-Bum, Camel-Toe, G-Spot, Majora, and let's not forget WATTLES!!
(Yeah Dad, I met this new girl named Wattles, we're going to the movies tonight...)
Boy's names: Perineum, Prostate, Foreskin, Vans, and my favorite, SMEGMA!
Woohoo those kiids would have some DANG interesting lives!
-RM
BWAAAhahaahaha.. I never heard the official description.... New names for your offspring eh?
Girls names: Queaf, Front-Bum, Camel-Toe, G-Spot, Majora, and let's not forget WATTLES!!
(Yeah Dad, I met this new girl named Wattles, we're going to the movies tonight...)
Boy's names: Perineum, Prostate, Foreskin, Vans, and my favorite, SMEGMA!
Woohoo those kiids would have some DANG interesting lives!
-RM