The Barbers

In a little turistic town there are only 2 barber shops.
One is in very good conditions, great mirrors, clean floor.. a very modern and nice place. The barber owner too looks brilliant and his hairs are in perfect conditions.
The other one instead is in terrible conditions, bad chairs, dirty floor. And the barber looks as bad as the salon and his hairs also are in a terrible state.
Price in both shops for an air cut is 10 dollars.
A turist wants to take an air cut and after seeing the two shops decides without a doubt to go to the second one, the one in terrible conditions.
Why?

It would probablly take too long to go thruogh all the different variables here ...

One's inaccesable.. due to some reason could it be that its not unisex? ones a topless barber... the guys blind? its obvious that no-one goes into the clean one... this only really works when you can ask questions...
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Stop. Go. Terry.

Heres my one ... zebadiah is moving rapidly towards a dark spot... he cannot stop himself from reaching it - and when he gets to it he knows he's going to die. no other details are neccesary...

to view the answer highlight here ..

He has fallen out of a plane.

Probably not the best thing to be doing on this forum, I think ill stick to porn and jokes.
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Stop. Go. Terry.

The answer to my quiz/joke is really simple (no variables or other things involved), just think about it.
I said everything that is needed to give the answer.

Offhand I'd say because the tourist in question is the clean barbershop owner and simply has to go to the other place. But the clean barbershop owner wouldn't be a tourist in the first place so I say fuck it and pass the Jack Daniels.

-RM

p.s. Zebediah???? Couldn't be "John" or "Tom" or whatever, could it? I'll even take "Ishmael".

Jack Daniel's it is!
But come on... it's easy... you almost reached the answer!

Oh, okay, I'll hold off on the Jack and tell you that the tourist goes to the dirty place because that's the Barber who cuts the great hair of the guy in the clean place because there are only the two places in town. Woo-fuckin'-hoo!

However, what the silly tourist *doesn't* know is that the barber with the great hair actually has his WIFE, or perhaps his GAY PARTNER, cut his hair, and the dirty barbershop owner is really Billy Bob Thornton.

Barkeep, make it a double. Back to looking at some titties!

-RM

Finally! The right answer!
And now JD for everybody

ramblin'man wrote:

Why be conventional..

Fuck it,
I'm gonna name all my offspring zebadiah... boy or girl
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Stop. Go. Terry.

ramblin'man wrote:

I like the name Zebediah!

terry wrote:


Ahhhh, the old "George Foreman" approach to naming offspring, eh?

I think Zebediah IS conventional. That is, conventional to the 18th century. Nowadays it would be a good way to ensure your boy gets the living crap beaten out of him at school. Have to say, I do like it somewhat for a GIRL though, I mean, "Zebby" is great nickname.

However I too have the fuck it/unconventional hat on. If I ever have my own kiids (although I'm fairly certain that the universe will take steps to prevent me from procreating), I'd love to name them after different foods, specifically, BREADS!

Sourdough.
Rye.
Pumpernickel (Hey Pumper! tee hee).
And my favorite, Cracked-Wheat! C'mere, Cracked-Wheat. Dinner-time, Cracked-Wheat. Hey Cracked-Wheat, wanna have a catch?

Note that the liquor has begun flowing, and I'm listening to some dynamite live blues. <hic>

-RM

Well, I am hoping to get my own offspring, but I would also like to adopt. And, If I should get to adopt from Africa, a son with chocolate color, I have been thinking of the name Snickers. You like?

And... NO NO NO - this post was NOT ment to be a rasism joke!!!

Snickers -- great name for a pet. Funny and tasty name for a kiid!

Trouble with that is brand names usually have slogans or commercials etc etc. "There's nothing like a Snickers." "Are you hungry? Grab a Snickers." And so on. That's why I like types of bread.

Or, spices (curry, coriander, etc). Or types of beans -- Soy, Garbanzo, Adzuki, Pinto, Lentiil, or Miso (okay, made from beans). Or specialty desserts -- Tiramisu, Biscotti, Creme Brulee, Baklava, Streusel, and of course, TORTE.

"Hi, my name is Torte." Hi, pleased to eat you? Eh. Bad.

-RM

rofl ... or how about Is? - short - sweet - confusing as hell
>>Where is Is?...
>>This is Is....

Instant stammer wherever he/she turns up.. its the way of the future.

No.. Wait! TLA's are even better.. why have a double barrel name when you can have an acronymn.. or combine the two ... This is T.H.E.....
wow I think we're onto something big guy's ... gimme some of that JD and lets celebrate...
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