Cool hairstyle.... high maintanance though..

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by the way that is a doctored up pic.

No shit sherlock?... man! and I thought I could hustle my way over to vegas, grab me a 2 dollar whore, show her the picture and have me some fun.... crap

PS: u forgot to vote ... its my first poll .... pleaze... i'll b nice..
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yeah I figured I should give that public service anouncment. Anyway you are wanting to try this??? I hope not because the only female that could do that would be fat, ugly, old, and had a dozen **** or so.

terry wrote:

Its called sarcasm... ah, forget it... no - wait! I see now.. your using reverse phsycology.. very clever.
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Vegas-Whores would do that?
Inserting stuff and bodyparts into a pussy... kind of cool, but when will someone try something like that in the ass?? Ouch! I really never have figured out "the art of" anal fist fucking....... But hey, thats just me.....

Yeah, would do that in a heartbeat, assuming that the woman was attractive and wouldn't have to go to the ER afterwards. But it seems to me that she would prefer the "nose up" position. Of course the woman would be ruined for sex forever ... would be like punching an open window ...

And Contractor, regarding your "body parts in ass" comment, well, I have a lot of ex-bosses -- and people I know -- who seem to have no problem getting their own head up their ass.

-RM

Head up your own ass?? u mean u guys find that difficult? I do it all the time as part of my yoga routine.. Its called the ostrich position and although its a little difficult u too can achive this level of flexability withonlya few days of practice...


PS: eat something nice!
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terry wrote:

...few days of practice...

...or don't eat at all...

Gee.. I never tought of that! no wonder i've got halitosis!
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terry wrote:

Holy shit, Terry, I thought you sounded familiar. Is this what you look like when you're dressed?

-RM

p.s. don't forget the beano!

Thats me alright ... just before i figured out that it would be much cheaper and easier to do it without my pants on.... I can be so brain dead sometimes WAIT ONE SECOND! how did you get this picture... are u some kind of sicko stalker type... imfuckinontoupal
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terry wrote:


Terry! Come on now, don't you remember me? You were my one and only guy experience. There I was, doing the pitching with you bent over, and boning you up the ass. There you were, doing your yoga trick and licking my balls at the same time. Well, don't worry, I'll never forget it. And as I promised, I'll never publish the pictures I took at the time. Neither those pictures, nor the ones I took tea-bagging you after you fell asleep.

-RM

WWWWoooooow yeah, its all coming back to me now... major flashback! I had areally hard time finding someone with a dick small enough to try my 2 heads-in-one-hole experiment but then you showed up..... U did what when I was asleep?
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terry wrote:


Well, after you had your own head up your ass that many times, ANY guy is going to feel small.

Teabagging ... never heard of it? Very popular in the military so I hear.

DEFINITION: TEABAGGING- verb; (TEE-BAHG-ING):
1. To dunk or dip one's testicles or nutsack in an enemy's favorite beverage.
2. To lower ones ball sack into a recipient's mouth.
3. To dip an actual teabag in a mug of hot water.

I'll let you figure out which definition I was referring to. Or perhaps you remember that salty taste upon waking up?

-RM