Dang, now if I could only speak Russian I could read the news on her boots.
Madre de Dios. WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? Why not just wear fucking ski boots? Or flippers? Or big floppy clown feet? Or stick small pontoons on her little feet? Can you imagine feeling those things thudding against your spine as you're boinking her? Ouchy, and hello broken spine. They look even worse on Nancy, thankfully the only other set I've seen with those clunkers.
-RM
p.s. boots notwithstanding, much obliged for the pics, Tex.