Dear Abby, or whom it may concern,
I think my housecleaner is hot
Most might disagree with me. If I posted a pic set of her here, I probably wouldn't get too many "thank you's". She's 38, and a bit overweight. But she dresses so sexy. And she pays attention to me all day long. I love to watch her clean the shower, especially when she reaches for the high spots because she wears a shirt that doesn't tuck in. And I get the feeling she likes me watching her clean the house.
Last week I was showing her some pictures of my vacation. She stood so close to me that her tits were an inch from my arm. I didn't know how to feel. It was an innocent effort on my part, but she stood so close. I wasn't trying to get close, but..... BOOOOOINGGG.
So this week I showed her more pictures of my family, just to get her to stand close to me again. This time her tits were massaging my arm, all without any effort on my part. !!!! BOOOINGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!
She asked me if I was married. "tienes espouso", or something like that. This was a long conversation as neither one of us speaks very good English or Spanish.
She is the live-in housekeeper for my gay friend. And he tells me she has a husband. My friend is gay, why would he want to discourage this? It's not like he wants her for himself. But she denies that to me. She says she has no husband or boyfriend according to her.
I want her to stop cleaning the bathroom and jump into my bed.
She responds positively to all the subtle gestures I give her, but negative to the bigger gestures: "vamos a mi cama".
But I don't want to make love to her. I want to f**k her. I don't want her clinging to me afterwards.
What should I do?