I'd Like To Find Pen Friends

A UK resident and hopeless Forumophila addict, I'd love to hear from anyone interested in corresponding! Be warned, I tend to write a fair bit, so be prepared to read!! I love erotica, mostly genuinely romantic, gentle stuff... there's nothing more erotic than love!!!!
You can find me at mymuseislove@yahoo.co.uk and your mail guarantees a fast response from me!! Hope to hear from you soon!!

By the way, this is genuine... I'm not selling or advertising anything!!!!

here we prefer 'penis' friends instead ...

andylo wrote:

Arr, not too sure about your motivations there, Andy... you mean you prefer friends WITH a penis? Well, I have one. But it's not for public consumption. Actually, I'd prefer it if it wasn't consumed privately either. At least, not literally......!!!!!

Well, at least I got a reply.... maybe not the one I was looking for, but beggars can't be chooser, I guess.... Damn fast bit of humour, though. Nice one.

I'm sure that your offer is a genuine and sincere one Muse. Perhaps you'd like to tell us a little bit about yourself. Aprox age, sex, interests (outside Forumophilia that is). You might find you get more success that way.

Shadowman wrote:

You are perfectly correct of course, Shadowman. It's just the thing I myself may have thought to myself upon reading my all too brief invitation!!
I'm approaching 50 {although I don't appear to be speeding... thank YOU, Spike Milligan.....}, a guy {or at least an excuse for one!} and an ex musician. Ex? Well, I'm a little over the hill for The Arctic Monkeys and have a little too much dignity for Metallica {and THERE'S a whole lot of people alienated immediately....}. My other interests include politics, film, quality TV ... such as Deadwood, Carnivale, House MD, Upstairs Downstairs, The {original} Forsyte Saga, and Inspector Morse. I like to think of myself as sort of cultured, but I'm not above more raucous banter. I like to think I enjoy a bit of craic as much as the next guy.I have... err.... a facility for my native language and - as you may have noticed - I hope that I don't lack a sense of humour!!! As far as interests WITHIN Forumophilia are concerned, I'm currently enjoying the I Feel Myself thread in the Vids forum {blazingly good, some of those....!} and also enjoy kuifje's postings among many others, too varied and numerous to specify.
Hope this gives members a clearer idea of who I am. thanks for the pointers, Shadowman, and for the oh so gentle nudge.
I do hope that some of you feel like writing. I'm honestly not as clumsy as I sound!!!

Hey Muse. When I was based in Germany I got in contact with a company called All our Pen Pals. It was really good fun and I made a lot of female friends