Weird But True !!! Dead wife as a coffee table!!!

Jeff Green is a 32 year old american, in Arizona, whose wife passed. Due to the great pain he suffered due to her death, he did something totally out of character for a normal and sane person. He said, "I could no longer take the pain that my wife's death caused me and I brought her back home." This is where Jeff's story takes a twisted turn. His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life at the young age of 29. Lucy's last words to Jeff were, "We will meet again in heaven." These words served of no consolation to Jeff's despair.

At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Jeff decided that he would not let Lucy leave him. "I called the cemetary caretaker and explained my feelings. I spoke with the authorities and got special permission to take my wife home with me. They thought it was strange, but I was allowed to take her with me. I'd rather have her at home than seven feet under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I'm sure she would appreciate being my coffee table." Jeff ordered a special glass casing that eliminates the decomposition of a dead body. "It cost me about $6,000.00, but it was worth it."

Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stop visiting Jeff. His true friends respected his decision and continue visiting him. Some even coment that it is a nice piece of furniture.

I don't think he would tell anybody that he had sex with her last night.

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Fucking hilarious!!! This guys friends rock!

this does not suprise me.

I can say that I have lost my fair share of loved ones but I dont feel this is the right thing to do. I do feel this is just very strange!!!

This is a hoax. A quick Google search verified it.

Well spoken, Deeptrance116...

For those who would like to have some links:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/l/lucy.htm
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/lucy.htm

All the best,
Calahan

HA! That's great. Good find Deeptrance! I guess I didn't suspect a fake because it just wouldn't shock me that someone would have wanted to do that.

UGH! Reminds me too much of the movie(s) Nekromantic.

I love the scene at the end of Nekromantik 2 when the girl cuts the guy's head off while she's on top, ties a rubber band to his penis so he stays hard, and places the rotting head of another dead guy instead and keeps riding him. Classic

but how to keep it from decay