Voted dark, but of course there are many types of beer -- lager, ale, porter, stout, etc etc. And let's not forget Piss (mostly brewed by large American manufacturers, e.g. Bud, Miller, Coors, anything light, yadda yadda). and Camel Piss (mostly brewed in the Middle East and Egypt).
No doubt the honey flowing out of the Holiest of Holies of some of the Teenfuns models is the best beverage on the friggin' PLANET.
But coming in a close second, IMHO, is ...
1. Guiness.
2. On tap.
3. In an Irish Pub.
4. In Ireland.
When not in Ireland #s 1 and 2 suffice.
-RM