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sir_darkstar
Senior VIP club member
Added: Mar 04, 2007 3:41 am
WOW SPAM

not just spam but real spam
Esteban
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 04, 2007 3:45 am
But SD I was hoping to get talking to penisnmj Sad

So many things to discuss with him Laughing
Elmo
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 05, 2007 9:29 pm
This is the best penis enlargement pill I know.
ramblin'man
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 06, 2007 5:09 am
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Bullshittin'Man
Abraxas
Retired Legend
Added: Mar 06, 2007 5:33 pm
Ya know, I was thinking along the same lines, BDM. How come nobody sells penis reduction pills for guys like us who are stuck with a big dick? I`d buy them by the bushel if`n I could lay my paws on some of dem thar pills.
Deity
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 06, 2007 9:22 pm
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Abraxas
Retired Legend
Added: Mar 06, 2007 9:24 pm
Damn, Deity! You`ve got one too?!?
ramblin'man
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 07, 2007 5:33 am
Abraxas wrote:
Ya know, I was thinking along the same lines, BDM. How come nobody sells penis reduction pills for guys like us who are stuck with a big dick? I`d buy them by the bushel if`n I could lay my paws on some of dem thar pills.

As a homage to the Unparalleled Frogfather, I give you ... Penis Reduction:

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Shrinkin'Man
Abraxas
Retired Legend
Added: Mar 07, 2007 5:54 am
Shrinking aint the word, amigo. Mine just shriveled up so tiny it must be at least 9 or 10 inches small now!!
ramblin'man
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 07, 2007 6:09 am
Abraxas wrote:
Shrinking aint the word, amigo. Mine just shriveled up so tiny it must be at least 9 or 10 inches small now!!

Yeah, I almost soiled myself when I found that first picture I posted up there, the girl with the Jabba the Hut figure. Shocked

Then my dick reared up in fright, disengaged itself, smacked me upside the face (ouchy), and was last seen catching a cab to Montreal. Sad

Maybe I'll be better off without it ... and, after all, it was a quick way to lose 30 pounds.

Androgynizin'Man
Abraxas
Retired Legend
Added: Mar 07, 2007 6:19 am
ramblin'man wrote:
and, after all, it was a quick way to lose 30 pounds.


That`s a good one, I gotta admit!

Speaking of Montreal, I`m not far from Elmo`s place, I could head on over and toss a Molotov cocktail down his drawers for posting that female version of the Goodyear blimp, if you want me to !?
ramblin'man
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 08, 2007 4:48 am
Abraxas wrote:
That`s a good one, I gotta admit!

Speaking of Montreal, I`m not far from Elmo`s place, I could head on over and toss a Molotov cocktail down his drawers for posting that female version of the Goodyear blimp, if you want me to !?

Thanks for the props my fellow Big-Dick Club Member. Emphasis on "Member".

I've got nothing but love and respect for our dear Elmo. Especially given his advancing age. He posts nothing but great quality p0rn and both witty and helpful comments. He is a true pillar of the community.

Hail Elmo!
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Me, I'm not a pillar. I've GOT a pillar, but I'm not a pillar. I'm just a big dick. Who sometimes posts fat chicks, like above. And like this one, in motion, which will hurt your eyes in more ways than one. Twisted Evil

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Evil-Voices-In-Head-Listenin'Man
Abraxas
Retired Legend
Added: Mar 09, 2007 2:46 am
It is great having Elmo back, his presents were darely missed.

On that note, RM, where did Esteban get to? And isnt it odd that Kermit should arrive at the same time that Esteban should suddenly disappear? I havent seen Esty on the board for days. It makes a person wonder. And where has juliegirl gotten to?
Esteban
Respected VIP club member
Added: Mar 09, 2007 9:34 pm
Abraxas wrote:
It is great having Elmo back, his presents were darely missed.

On that note, RM, where did Esteban get to? And isnt it odd that Kermit should arrive at the same time that Esteban should suddenly disappear? I havent seen Esty on the board for days. It makes a person wonder. And where has juliegirl gotten to?


I am back after a short break, Abraxas Smile

What does it make you wonder BTW?
Abraxas
Retired Legend
Added: Mar 09, 2007 9:48 pm
Hi, Esteban. I wondered whether you dyed your hair green and had become a frog. Stranger things have happened, after all. So, tell us, what have you done with juliegirl?