What do you say when you talk dirty/naughty to a woman?

Here are my favorites:

1. I know you're a good girl.
But tonight I will make you a very, very naughty girl.
I will make you moan and tremble uncontrollably,
and it will be all my fault.

2. I swear to you I will not stop until your legs tremble and the neighbors know my name.

3. I'm going to fuck your brains out (totally, completely, thoroughly, un-apologetically and I will do it without shame).

4. I want to taste you.

5. I'm going to make you dripping wet.

6. I'm going to bury my python deep, deep inside you (and then slowly, methodically and very, very rhythmically fuck your brains out).

I don't like to use the words slut or whore...too demeaning (e.g. I'm going to make you my little slut/whore tonight).

Do the dishes, beatch.

axilmax wrote:

Now, I know what to say to a girl in USA.. probably...