Flamboyant Texas millionaire Hubie Haliday hires a hip young private eye to find his two missing wayward identical twin sister nieces, who Haliday suspects stole a considerable sum of his money when they ran away. The private eye searches New York City for the two ladies.
A mother lives in a trailer in the woods with her daughters Emily and Kandi. After Emily and Kandi are abducted by a nefarious group of pirates who reside in an empty swimming pool, the mother must embark on a perilous journey into the dangerous forest in order to save them. The mother encounters singing transvestites, a lesbian gang, a sect of homosexual monks, and a helpful dwarf named Derek on her trek to find her daughters.
An XXX-rated take on “Shampoo”, this big-budget artsy New York comedy tells the story of Pepe, an ambitious, virile hairdresser with dreams of opening his own salon, who sleeps his way to the top (and the bottom) on his way there.