140 more :-)

Just remembered two other things I know about Boston.

The Boston Tea Party (DUH! ) but much much more importantly the BIG DIG

ramblin'man wrote:

Uhhh, was that spittin' distance, RM, or [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL] distance?!

Funny thing `bout the strap-on thang - the future Missus Krumble has fantasies about this. She's already tossed the salad [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL], so to speak, but I told her that I have to draw the line there - there's only so far a gnome will go, you know?

Here's another one for Jules...

She Bop
Cyndi Lauper

We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans -
In the pages of a blue boy mag*zine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I'll go blind
Oop - she bop - she bop

She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop

(whistle along here)...

Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop - she bop - she bop

She bop - he bop - we bop...

agnomenamedgrimblekrumble wrote:





Come on now, Gnome, you bend over and take it like a good lil' Gnome. I can just hear her (and you) now:

Grimble (uhh) Krumble (oomph) Grimble (uhhh) Krumble (oomph) Grimble (uhhh) Krumble (oomph) GRIMBLE (uhhh) KRUMBLE (oomph) GRIMBLE (uhhh!) KRUMBLE (oomph!) GRIMBLE (uhhh!!) KRUMBLE (oomph!!) GRIMBLE (uhhh!!!!) KRUMBLE (oomph!!!!)

Hey, so you had your salad tossed, eh? Done right, it can make you feel like your toes are going to literally blow off. Sounds like she's a real go-er, I think you should do her this favor. Besides, just think, then maybe she'll let you fulfill one of YOUR fantasies -- like that thing you told me about with a poolstick, a ferret, and some artichoke hearts.

Seriously, its all about the power exchange mein freund. Then again, RM does have his submissive side.

AnkleGrabbin'Man

Esteban wrote:

Estebanchance, don't you think you should tell Juliegirl (and us) what all of these perverted fetishes are? Seems like she's away this week, but just think of the thrill she'll come back to if you fess up. Don't forget, she's doing that thesis thing ... maybe we'll all end up in a footnote or something.

I mean, what kind of PFs are we talking about here? And don't say "yuhng teen girls", we know that already.

You're only 28, damn, I had many of my own perverted fetishes before you were even born, amigo.

RM

BTW Julie for your benefit the word Yuhng that RM reffered to is Japanese meaning "pretty 18 /19 year olds"

I like them Japanese girls lots

Bumpin'Man

ramblin'man wrote:

Geeez, BM(...wait, that didn't sound right!), that vibrating bump has got me thinking me eyes are all wacky! [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL][URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL][URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]

Anyways, thought I'd say hullo! [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL] Good to have ya around on a semi-regular basis! [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL]

Time for beddy-by! [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL][URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL][URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL] Hope all is well!

agnomenamedgrimblekrumble wrote:
Most esteemed one, you have earned the right to call me whatever you want. I bow in the presence of greatness.



Anyway ... all is okay, Master Gnome. This time of year I do wish I was out ramblin' in the deserts of southern California and Arizona ... or up in the Nepalese Himalaya ... or down in la Tierra del Fuego in Patagonia ... or blah blah blah. Alas, I am currently stuck in Pennsyl-fuckin'-vania until these corporate ne'er-do-wells can get off their asses and send me the heck back to India. Or something like that.

But the ol' Rambler has patience. Yessir he does. Otherwise, could never live in a country like India!

Trying to have some fun, trying to drink my weight in wine every once in a while (and that's a lot of wine, meu amigo), and this time of year -- if I'm in the States -- I get into College Basketball. Although I really wish I would have been outside the US last week to see the Champions League matches, especially since my Liverpool beat Barsa! Woohoo! But they weren't on Telebission where I am, goldarnit.

How's life on the gIsland? Diggin' out from yesterday's snow like us down here in Filthy? And, more importantly, doing any gigs with el Bando maravilloso and hittin' those ol' animal-skins? And, most importantly, are you with your Gnomess en fuego Chica yet?

Stay cool Bruddah.

RM

Everything is cool here on Strong Island, RM. [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL] Pretty much the same ol' same ol'...which can be good and bad.

No, me sweet lil Lady isn't here yet...we're actually talking about me moving down there...! It's where my heart lies, really. All my friends are married with ****ren, and I don't get out like I once did anymore. The problem is that my only work options down there are tutoring english - the pay is pretty good, but...

Did you say that you are waiting to move back to India? I thought you were done with that? Never say never, huh?!

I gotta get moving here - I'll get back to ya!

G = )~

Esteban, watch out for RM. He`s high on Mumbai homegrown or some shiit.

And where did juliegirl get to, anyway? This thread just isnt the same without juliegirl around to feed the fish and spank the Gnome and stuff.

Abraxas wrote:

Maybe her boyfriend doesn't want her talking to us anymore?

Or... maybe she is visiting her boyfriend in hospital after RM's suggestion about her trying some role reversal sex with strap on dildo?

EstyMolesty wrote:
She hasn't posted since 18th Feb, so who knows. Mayhap she'll grace us with her presence in due time, insh'Allah. Let's keep the place clean and tidy in the meantime.

Good to hear that you are well Most-Favored Gnome. I'm sure you'll be dancin' around with your gnomess soon, and all will be well, and all manner of t'ings will be well as Esty would say. And I hope you are making or at least playing lots of music. Anyone who's got the music in them needs to let it out as much as possible, the world will be much better off.

I should be heading back to India soon, but this time I'll be up north near Delhi. Closer to those lil' bumps I love so much ... you know, the Himalayas ...

A-Brax, nope, no more Mumbai ganj for this boyo. The grass is greener up north anyway. And even though Darkstar deleted his resignation thread (changed his mind?), I still think you would make a great Mod -- if you want to, and if you have time.

Tokin'Man

Nominatin' Man wrote:

As it happens, I did read that post by SD and I saw your reply suggesting that I would make a good human sacrifice to the gods of mods.

For now, the forum likely has a sufficient number of moderators. But if they ever need a person to augment the existing crew, sure, I`d give it a shot. I have modded on chatboards with thousands of members, but never one quite this big. Even if it was only so that I could ban you at least once a month, RM, and maybe censor out every second word in each and every post by Esteban just to bug the hell outa him.

Abraxas wrote:

Well, I, for one, would nod my pointy hat at the nomination of Abraxas as a mod here - hell, I was going to ask if you wanted to mod over at a certain shadowy place, but there doesn't seem to be much to mod there...

Good top hear from ya, Ramblin'. Glad to hear that things are sorting themselves out for you, Brother. Yes, hopefully, soon i will be prancing and leaping about my lovely Lady! Only techinical things, and money are in the way now, but both of these things shall be taken care of on the quick.

Well, on that note, me believes now is a good time to spark it up! [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL] Just some long island dirt weed, but it will suffice.

Abraxas wrote:
Well, sheesh, CONGRATS on being a new Mod Mr. Abraxas.

Not sure how it happened, but as I said before, I'm all for it, and know you'll kick ass. Kick spammer ass.

Didn't see any other congratulatory or announcing thread, so I put it in here in case Juliegirl comes back, so she can give you a big ol' sloppy kiss and make EstyM jealous.

But what's this crap about banning me? You want to ban me? BAN ME? BAN ME? BAN ME? BAN ME?

ok.

"Wherefore is Abraxas terrible."

Cowerin'Man