well... one thing is true.. for sure...
no matter how long a guy dates a girl they never, never, know the girl's menstrual cycle... so... they are always surprised, nay, irritated, when they find out that "a friend has come to visit."
so, one day it occurred to me, "...let's be false about this..." so i was...
i announced one week early that my "friend has come to visit." i noted the pain in my guy's face...
later that night i dressed in the shortest jean skirt that hung in my closet, with a cool white tiny tee that hung there also...
i busied myself with watering plants, making sure that whatever i did i had to bend over to do it... after quite a while i began to hug and kiss on my guy... and, understandably he was a little, oh, how do i say... offish???
i pressed on... not telling a word of truth until he said, "oh, i so wish this was two weeks (or about) from tonight...
then i told him the truth... and i sucked his tongue until i had more of his tongue in my mouth than he had in his mouth...
i never see him so hard as when i do this little-white-lie telling...
j