Spy Hard

From the movie "Spy Hard"

- Operator, give me Washington!
- George?
- DC


Sorry guys, but I can't stop laughing..... so funny!

Not bad, it reminds me of the old "Flying High" movies (I think Leslie Nielsen was in Spy hard as well as these). You know the old one liners like: "Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious and don't call me Shirley..."

Or: "A hospital? What is it?"
" A big building with lots of sick people in it, but that's not important right now..."

The movies are old but the jokes are still worth a laugh all this time later. Even the old Pink Panther movies (the ones when Peter Sellers was still alive) are great for a laugh now. One thing that definitely isn't funny are the corny one-liners that Willis, Stallone, Segal and Arnie all lace through their "tough guy" movies. If you want to here some good tough guy one-liners you have to watch the original "Get Carter" form the early'70's. The lead character in this movie puts all the tough guys of today to shame. I really recommend this one.

Bah Carter, you have to admit that Conan is worth a laugh Not because it's funny, but because it is so extremely bad. (sort of like Plan-9 From Outer Space)

Tarkeel wrote:

Tarkeel, what motive is your avatar? Looks like some kind of UN logo... any background from UN? I do, that's why it caught my attention

It seems to be a cross between the seal of the Empire from Star Wars and... the UN logo? or possibly the Star Trek Federation logo, can't decide which it is....

Tarkeel wrote:

Not as funny as Commando. Anyone remember the character Matrix? He was the one with worst fake Aussie accent I think I've ever heard:

In a shoot out with Arine near the end

Matrix to Arnie: "John, stick ya head out, John. I'll take it right orff..."

Classic, it always gives me a laugh. We used to have a John where I work and that was all he heard all day (could be why he left...)