OK... Who did it?

I've had it with this place, you can't trust anyone here. Whoever did it speak up, I wanna know, becouse you made me cry.... There goes the 24th weekend...

Hehe, it was me and the squirrels, under orders from the Gnome.

Lesson people, do NOT mess with the denizens of the forest!

I'll stop typing now and take my meds sorry

mole wrote:

You should have said:

mole wrote:

It could have been worse. It could have been Pilsner Urqell or Bitburger!
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funslover wrote:

Hmmm, exshellent pointh funshhhloover

Ohhh God, I had nothing to do with that! That is tragic!!!!!! What's even more tragic is that I went to a Yankee game last year with my bro and two buddies, and a round of Grolsch - 4 beers, was $40! I bought two rounds - $80. Barely had a buzzzzz! Damn right, Giambino better have 10 homers!

Yankees are rapists, and kick puppies for fun...

mole wrote:

agnomenamedgrimblekrumble wrote:
Last time I payed $40 for beer, they had strippers.

Truly tragic, I am at a loss. I will do what I can to bring those responsible to justice.

I have sent the badger to take care of the guilty parties. One is still hiding, any information leading to his capture is greatly appreciated. Mole you can run but can not hide.

The gnomish mastermind has baricaded himself in his cave and claiming he has a hostage.

I will update this newsflash a little later on.

Hmmmm, I'd take a look at Jappen, Khound, there's sumpin' unsavory about the dude! He probably drinks Schlitz! Hahhahaha!! Jeeez, when I was a lad, I remember standing out infront of the local store with my buddies, asking people to buy us beer - it was always warm Schlitz! It probably explains why I am the way I am!

Hey Grimble I remember warm Schlitz. YUK!!! We had a beer strike here in the mid 80's and all we could but was American and European beer. It was a hard month, but the beer was real cheap when the strike was over.

Hey and khound, I think you're on to something. Hey and there's nothing worse that a dry 24th weekend.

Police using an anonomys source made entry into the home of Jappen.
They found him trying to shred travel documents for the two unsavory characters still at large. What police could put together is the two suspects are making their way to Brazil. They also found a large bootleg collection of David Hasselhoff cds. Jappen claims no ties to the dreaded Al Carlsbad acada. He also makes no exscuse for the cds other than that when David sings in German it makes him feel funny in his pants.

khound wrote:

Hehe, great stuff Khound! That reminds of a friend of mine who had his appartment burglered. The scumbags should have recieved a medal for humorous "breaking-and-entering". They nicked everything valuable, including his CD-collection. All CDs except his Glen Medeiros CD. That one they didn´t take....

Anyhow, why cry over that little beer accident? Isn´t that American beer? Like making love in a canoe?