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ramblin'man
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Crisis? What crisis?
The only crisis I know of is that I'm going to be away from this forum for 2.5 weeks starting this Friday, and not only am I going to miss it terribly, but how the hell am I going to be able to go through the 9000 new posts when I get back? 
Unless, while checking out the Sahara in eastern Morocco, I get asked to join a Tuareg Camel Caravan which is crossing the desert to Egypt or Timbuctou -- in which case I'll talk to ya'll in about 6-12 months, cuz Ramblin'Man could never say no to such an opportunity!
Things I hope to see at that time (Memorial Day in US) ...
-- MM hitting 3500 posts
-- SL hitting 2000 posts
-- Elmo finally getting 2000 posts
-- any posts at all by Mole, Bobrysl, Youngblood, and any other good posters we've lost recently
-- people listening to Jappen
-- Photo1 enjoying the weather
-- SD getting the "what song is that from" thread going again.
-- Gnome thinking more and more about "Brazil".
RM
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Crisis? What crisis?
The only crisis I know of is that I'm going to be away from this forum for 2.5 weeks starting this Friday, and not only am I going to miss it terribly, but how the hell am I going to be able to go through the 9000 new posts when I get back?
Unless, while checking out the Sahara in eastern Morocco, I get asked to join a Tuareg Camel Caravan which is crossing the desert to Egypt or Timbuctou -- in which case I'll talk to ya'll in about 6-12 months, cuz Ramblin'Man could never say no to such an opportunity!
Things I hope to see at that time (Memorial Day in US) ...
-- MM hitting 3500 posts
-- SL hitting 2000 posts
-- Elmo finally getting 2000 posts
-- any posts at all by Mole, Bobrysl, Youngblood, and any other good posters we've lost recently
-- people listening to Jappen
-- Photo1 enjoying the weather
-- SD getting the "what song is that from" thread going again.
-- Gnome thinking more and more about "Brazil".
RM
photo1
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Hey RM 2 weeks will fly bye and before you know it, you'll be back again with a new adventure to tell us all about. And we want all the juicy details too. 
Don't forget you can't go on a trip without brings us back a souvenir.
Hey if I don't talk to you before you leave, well take care and be safe. Oh and always, always sleep with your back to a wall. You never know. There's some real weirdos in this world, oops I forgot we're all here at this forum.
Photo1
And we want all the juicy details too. Don't forget you can't go on a trip without brings us back a souvenir.
Hey if I don't talk to you before you leave, well take care and be safe. Oh and always, always sleep with your back to a wall. You never know. There's some real weirdos in this world, oops I forgot we're all here at this forum.
Photo1
Sealion
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jappen
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khound wrote:
By the way new inflation it costs.
Hmmm, something just materialized... Have a close look at Khounds new currency for expressed opinions... The Norwegians are not of the cooperative sort and are thus missing in the EU. Therefore they are also missing on the coins. So on the coin, Scandinavia looks like...
I truly hope this is not an attempt at some sublime shit from Khound... I already have a major battle of that sort in GrimbleKrumbles thread...
A more clear view of the matter:
http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2002/02/18/euro-cock-up.html
By the way new inflation it costs.
Hmmm, something just materialized... Have a close look at Khounds new currency for expressed opinions... The Norwegians are not of the cooperative sort and are thus missing in the EU. Therefore they are also missing on the coins. So on the coin, Scandinavia looks like...
I truly hope this is not an attempt at some sublime shit from Khound... I already have a major battle of that sort in GrimbleKrumbles thread...
A more clear view of the matter:
http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2002/02/18/euro-cock-up.html
khound
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Denmark damn you, Are you and the Gnome in kahoots. I am Danish, not pastry or bagel or donut. Danish damn it. We use the krone but I didn't have a snazzy little gif for that, besides the euro crosses the international divide of this fine community (everyone here has seen a soft willy).
Ps. Dancing Queen, or is that to inside.
Ps. Dancing Queen, or is that to inside.
jappen
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khound wrote:
Oh, I wasn´t aiming at your nationality Khound, I know the flag. What I meant was that the Norskis are missing, hence the map. What I aimed at was what I thought might be your hidden sublimal message (i.e. the c.o.c.k.). And as written above, it was just a suspicion (can´t be too careful these days...). But now that I have litterally scared you out of the closet, can we take this as a clear "NO"?
Well, since you ask; I take my orders from the Gnome yes... he whispers them in my ear when I sleep. But dont tell anyone.
Denmark damn you, Are you and the Gnome in kahoots. I am Danish, not pastry or bagel or donut. Danish damn it.
Oh, I wasn´t aiming at your nationality Khound, I know the flag. What I meant was that the Norskis are missing, hence the map. What I aimed at was what I thought might be your hidden sublimal message (i.e. the c.o.c.k.). And as written above, it was just a suspicion (can´t be too careful these days...). But now that I have litterally scared you out of the closet, can we take this as a clear "NO"?
Well, since you ask; I take my orders from the Gnome yes... he whispers them in my ear when I sleep. But dont tell anyone.
agnomenamedgrimblekrumble
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jappen
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agnomenamedgrimblekrumble wrote:
Master - I did what you wanted me to do. After leaving the FCofA I set out to try L. Ron's expensive advice. I learned to speak German and went to this club on the other side of town called The Closet...
Hmmmm...
And they had these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so anyway, as I said, they had these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other. I saw this one...that looked like ah, it was a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...it was really exciting...and when I saw it, I BURSTS INTO SONG....
Khound: Dancing Queens? You have to speak to the Gnome about them, I don´t want to have anything to do with them, ever.
... For once, do something SMART . . . go out . . . and pay alot of money to L. Ron Hoover . . . at the First . . . at the Pch . . . hem . . . he goes out . . . and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover . . . at the First Church of Appliantology! Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!
Master - I did what you wanted me to do. After leaving the FCofA I set out to try L. Ron's expensive advice. I learned to speak German and went to this club on the other side of town called The Closet...
Hmmmm...
And they had these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so anyway, as I said, they had these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other. I saw this one...that looked like ah, it was a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...it was really exciting...and when I saw it, I BURSTS INTO SONG....
Khound: Dancing Queens? You have to speak to the Gnome about them, I don´t want to have anything to do with them, ever.
Sealion
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khound wrote:
sorry about that khound, while trying to put together 'just what was going on here' well I fell asleep at the computer.... again....now that's not a comment on anyone here but me and I apologize for being 'unclear' (nice of you to walk in so transparent, lol).... The link I posted, I assure you, was just my own little home page....which I thought might be useful to someone here other than me & I didn't know how to suggest it in a subtle way...call me nutter's
ps O sh_t I'm going backwards on the threads again...BOB/MOLE help I can't wake up this morning!!! Where are all my ULs ....?
sl
khound wrote:
good times...good times....
Okay this has turned into latent penis humor and with sealions in-depth post above a discussion on our mental well being. Let me try to tie the two together.
Okay this has turned into latent penis humor and with sealions in-depth post above
a discussion on our mental well being. Let me try to tie the two together.
sorry about that khound, while trying to put together 'just what was going on here' well I fell asleep at the computer.... again....now that's not a comment on anyone here but me and I apologize for being 'unclear' (nice of you to walk in so transparent, lol).... The link I posted, I assure you, was just my own little home page....which I thought might be useful to someone here other than me & I didn't know how to suggest it in a subtle way...call me nutter's
ps O sh_t I'm going backwards on the threads again...BOB/MOLE help I can't wake up this morning!!! Where are all my ULs ....?
sl
khound
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good times...good times....
Okay this has turned into latent penise humor and with sealions indepth post above a discussion on our mental well being. Let me try to tie the two together.
A man runs into a clinic wearing nothing but a suite made of clear plastic wrap.
He rushes past the stunned nurses, straight to the first man he sees wearing white.
He begins to scream doctor doctor, I have been to 5 hospitals and no one can tell me what is wrong with me. Please can you help me.
The man in white turns and says, well Im just an orderly here, but I can clearly see your nuts.............
Get it.....plastic suite......see his nuts.......hahaha...oh not funny
Okay this has turned into latent penise humor and with sealions indepth post above
a discussion on our mental well being. Let me try to tie the two together.
A man runs into a clinic wearing nothing but a suite made of clear plastic wrap.
He rushes past the stunned nurses, straight to the first man he sees wearing white.
He begins to scream doctor doctor, I have been to 5 hospitals and no one can tell me what is wrong with me. Please can you help me.
The man in white turns and says, well Im just an orderly here, but I can clearly see your nuts.............
Get it.....plastic suite......see his nuts.......hahaha...oh not funny
ramblin'man
Jappen -- Congrats on your upcoming 300th post. BTW, Gnome does more than just whisper in your ear while you're sleeping. He sent me some of the pictures. Amazing that the flash doesn't wake you. Now I have a much better idea of what "tea-bagging" looks like -- not that I really wanted to know.
I too hear voices in my head -- constantly. Thankfully I only listen to the "good" ones, the ones that tell me to NOT go out and give people what they really deserve. Otherwise, well, fuel oil and fertilizer mix pretty well, know what ah'm sayin'?
Funny shit about the coin thing, although the word "flaccid" has always bugged me for some reason. As far as the L Ron Hoover stuff, man, I just don't know WHAT to say. That's some crazy shit right there. But I'd convert too if Katie Holmes would "hoover" me... <sorry>
And Khound, I don't care if you are from Denmark -- or Norway, or Finland, or Sweden, or even Greenland -- you start singing Dancing Queen again in here and I'm not sure I'll be able to control the Fist of Death.
I had that fucking song in my head for 3 hours thanks to you, and it was not a good 3 hours. Mama mia, RM does not do Abba. But ... I forgive you. I'm past that now. I've moved on with my life.
Thanks for the good wishes gentlemen. 3 days from now I'll be in Dubai, before heading to Casablanca. Not that I'm counting it down or whatever. But these hooves were made for Ramblin'.
RM
p.s. sealions can NOT swim backwards, it is physically impossible.
I too hear voices in my head -- constantly. Thankfully I only listen to the "good" ones, the ones that tell me to NOT go out and give people what they really deserve. Otherwise, well, fuel oil and fertilizer mix pretty well, know what ah'm sayin'?
Funny shit about the coin thing, although the word "flaccid" has always bugged me for some reason. As far as the L Ron Hoover stuff, man, I just don't know WHAT to say. That's some crazy shit right there. But I'd convert too if Katie Holmes would "hoover" me... <sorry>
And Khound, I don't care if you are from Denmark -- or Norway, or Finland, or Sweden, or even Greenland -- you start singing Dancing Queen again in here and I'm not sure I'll be able to control the Fist of Death.
I had that fucking song in my head for 3 hours thanks to you, and it was not a good 3 hours. Mama mia, RM does not do Abba. But ... I forgive you. I'm past that now. I've moved on with my life.
Thanks for the good wishes gentlemen. 3 days from now I'll be in Dubai, before heading to Casablanca. Not that I'm counting it down or whatever. But these hooves were made for Ramblin'.
RM
p.s. sealions can NOT swim backwards, it is physically impossible.
bobrysl
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ramblin'man wrote:
Not true, RM. Against the current, in the southern hemispere, with the aid of a second helping of his usual early-mid-afternoon meds, Sealion's got the underwater grace of Shelley Winters.
Shit. Wasn't Shelley Winters the great swimmer? Maybe I'm thinking of Jonathan Winters. Or Shirley Hemphill.
RM, I'm not lost... I just took a breather and walked down Hollywood Boulevard. Around Vine St.; some cheerfull, clean-cut, well-dressed, 20-somethings gave me a pamphlet, and told me about this great party inside their building. They hinted Kelly Preston might be there. It's not saying much to tell you I've had a few run-ins with her at local parties - who hasn't - but she's still a kick after a few tabs. Long story short: I took the bait, no Kelly. After three days of eyelids propped open to a looped DVD of Battlefield Earth, they realized I'd given them Markino's credit card number, and kicked me to the sidewalk. (I owe you M1!)
So, don't count me among the dissaffected displaced. I might take an interest in the politics around here for my own entertainment, but truly, I'm here for the conversation.
p.s. sealions can NOT swim backwards, it is physically impossible.
Not true, RM. Against the current, in the southern hemispere, with the aid of a second helping of his usual early-mid-afternoon meds, Sealion's got the underwater grace of Shelley Winters.
Shit. Wasn't Shelley Winters the great swimmer? Maybe I'm thinking of Jonathan Winters. Or Shirley Hemphill.
RM, I'm not lost... I just took a breather and walked down Hollywood Boulevard. Around Vine St.; some cheerfull, clean-cut, well-dressed, 20-somethings gave me a pamphlet, and told me about this great party inside their building. They hinted Kelly Preston might be there. It's not saying much to tell you I've had a few run-ins with her at local parties - who hasn't - but she's still a kick after a few tabs. Long story short: I took the bait, no Kelly. After three days of eyelids propped open to a looped DVD of Battlefield Earth, they realized I'd given them Markino's credit card number, and kicked me to the sidewalk. (I owe you M1!)
So, don't count me among the dissaffected displaced. I might take an interest in the politics around here for my own entertainment, but truly, I'm here for the conversation.
mole
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Super Bob wrote:
So do I
Good to see you back in action
Dissaffected Displaced mole
My chosen imagehost likes to take a nap for an hour or so daily, it seems. Sorry Folks.
So do I
Good to see you back in action
Dissaffected Displaced mole
sir_darkstar
funslover
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