Masturbation championships

I was just sitting here as u do, and wondered about how such an event could possibly work !!

Location ?

Who would be eligible to take part ?

Categories ? - Male / Female obviously

Events ? - Longest / Quickest / Most times in a set period etc

Material ? - Live / PC based / Magazines etc

What do you lot think ?

Has this ever been done before ?

I'm sorry ... pant pant ... wack wack ... did you ... pant pant ... wack wack ... say something ... ?

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Whew!

... Did I win? ...

Sign me up for the marathon Although I have only 1 question, what would they be handing out as "refreshments" as they do in the Olympic marathons