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angelus71
Saw these on a website and had to share; you have to wonder what the people who made these l.aw.s were consuming! 
FIRST UP WE HAVE CANADA
Alberta
It is considered ill.eg.al to stop and talk to pigeons in the street unless they address you first.
Ontario
Riding a pig bareback down Yonge Street is only allowed on the 11th of April, and only if the rider faces backwards.
British Columbia
Shaking a one armed man with your right hand is ill.eg.al if he has lost his own right hand.
Taber
Attaching rockets to any form of mobility device such as a wheelchair in not permitted.
Manitoba
It is ill.eg.al to claim to be able to sing if you can not.
Didzbury
Riding in the same elevator more than 4 times in 30 minutes is prohibited.
Mount Pearl
Speaking backwards in ill.eg.al, however writing backwards is OK.
Nelson
Running a marathon dressed as a goat is considered in bad taste unless pre-approved from the state for medical reasons.
Leduc
Telling someone the wrong time if you actually know the correct time is punishable by up to 3 days in prison.
Oakville
Horses can not be bred with cats unless for religious purpose.
AND NOW FOR AMERICA
Wisconsin
A permit is required if you wish to jump off of buildings higher than 100 feet.
Tenessee
You can not mix orange, soda and blackcurrant on a Sunday.
Arizona
Speaking in tongues is only allowed if you can prove you are the Son of God.
San Francisco
Anyone whose first name is John can not call their son Hambone The Third.
Buffalo
Standing an making howling noises at a full moon is allowed, however if either a half or quarter moon is showing you can not.
Texas
Living in a tent on the highways is considered dangerous and you will be removed with force if necessary.
Illinois
Smoking more than 18 cigarettes at the same time is considered a fire risk and is punishable by imprisonment.
Maine
You may not date more than 12 people at the same time without written permission from all parties involved.
Virginia
It is ill.eg.al to let your phone ring more than eight times if it is the fire department calling.
Delaware
Painting four walls inside your house different colors is only allowed if your front door faces North by North East.
FIRST UP WE HAVE CANADA
Alberta
It is considered ill.eg.al to stop and talk to pigeons in the street unless they address you first.
Ontario
Riding a pig bareback down Yonge Street is only allowed on the 11th of April, and only if the rider faces backwards.
British Columbia
Shaking a one armed man with your right hand is ill.eg.al if he has lost his own right hand.
Taber
Attaching rockets to any form of mobility device such as a wheelchair in not permitted.
Manitoba
It is ill.eg.al to claim to be able to sing if you can not.
Didzbury
Riding in the same elevator more than 4 times in 30 minutes is prohibited.
Mount Pearl
Speaking backwards in ill.eg.al, however writing backwards is OK.
Nelson
Running a marathon dressed as a goat is considered in bad taste unless pre-approved from the state for medical reasons.
Leduc
Telling someone the wrong time if you actually know the correct time is punishable by up to 3 days in prison.
Oakville
Horses can not be bred with cats unless for religious purpose.
AND NOW FOR AMERICA
Wisconsin
A permit is required if you wish to jump off of buildings higher than 100 feet.
Tenessee
You can not mix orange, soda and blackcurrant on a Sunday.
Arizona
Speaking in tongues is only allowed if you can prove you are the Son of God.
San Francisco
Anyone whose first name is John can not call their son Hambone The Third.
Buffalo
Standing an making howling noises at a full moon is allowed, however if either a half or quarter moon is showing you can not.
Texas
Living in a tent on the highways is considered dangerous and you will be removed with force if necessary.
Illinois
Smoking more than 18 cigarettes at the same time is considered a fire risk and is punishable by imprisonment.
Maine
You may not date more than 12 people at the same time without written permission from all parties involved.
Virginia
It is ill.eg.al to let your phone ring more than eight times if it is the fire department calling.
Delaware
Painting four walls inside your house different colors is only allowed if your front door faces North by North East.
werf
Respected Poster
Wow, too funny!
Maine wrote:
You may not date more than 12 people at the same time without written permission from all parties involved.
Maine wrote:
You may not date more than 12 people at the same time without written permission from all parties involved.
photo1
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Dam who comes up with this stuff. Very funny indeed angelus71.
or should I say...
.17sulegna deedni ynnuf yreV .ffuts siht htiw pu semoc ohw maD
I have to lay off the little pink pills, I'm all f'd up and back talking forwards. 
Photo1
or should I say...
.17sulegna deedni ynnuf yreV .ffuts siht htiw pu semoc ohw maD
I have to lay off the little pink pills, I'm all f'd up and back talking forwards.
Photo1
MARKino1
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angelus71
Sealion
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