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(for beginners)

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch
watch?


(advanced english)

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
witch watch which Swatch watch switch?


(at the end)

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss
witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which
swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes
to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

Please repeat in German

Englisch für Anfänger (for beginners)

Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche
Swatch Uhr an?

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch
watch?

Englisch für Fortgeschrittene (advanced english)

Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe
an. Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch
Uhrenknopf an?

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

Englisch im Endstadium (at the end)

Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt
zu sein, schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche schweizer
Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut
sich welche schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss
witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which
swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes
to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

I'm fucking confused (pardon the French)! Not too difficult after several beers

Ok, give me the Swiss bitch and if she's wearing a watch I'll tell her what time it is. If she's a witch then she can hex me but which hex would the Swiss witch wish to hex? And if I have to watch the witch's Swatch watch while she hexes me what's the hex that Swiss witches wish to hex with a Swatch watch?

Just tell me the time now, it'd be simpler

Write this in drunk french

Trois sorcières regardent trois montres de swatch. Quel la montre de sorcière quel la montre de swatch ?


Trois sorcières échangées regardent trois changements de montre de Swatch. Qui a échangé la montre de sorcière que Swatch regardent le changement ?


Trois chiennes-sorcière suisses, qui ont voulu être échangées les chiennes-sorcière suisses, veulent regarder trois changements de montre de suisse Swatch. Que la chienne-sorcière suisse qui veut être une chienne-sorcière suisse échangée, veut regarder quel le changement de montre de suisse Swatch ?

translation by abacho.de
(i don´t know if it´s right i´m not speeking french)