Masturbation World Record!

It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

couldn't he had stopped at 28? Maybe saved a whole layer of skin in the process.

OK, I was curious as to whether or not this was some great phony writing by Youngblood, so I googled it and it is TRUE.

I think my arm would cramp up, OK I'll be honest, I KNOW my arm would cramp up

By the way, I took fifth in the Minneapolis Central States Regional Whackathon...

Count the Whacks seeing this forum

I'm not even in my double digits yet

For today

I smell meat burning

mole wrote:

I checked it out too. It turns out the story is a fake from this site: http://www.fakeawish.com/

angelus71 wrote:

It may be too late for those who only saw the initial entry in this thread... Many won't bother attempting to break the record now. Angelus71, you've shattered the dream of thousands.

I wonder what the real world record is.
Not many people are willing to advertise
how much they jack it. All I have to go by is
my own experience, and I gotta say for the world
record that number seemed kinda low.

I knew it had to be a fake...I can only manage 20 times!

Ok I started at 6am its now almost midnight, and I'm up to 43.
That record is definitely fake, I'm not even really trying.

I have forearms like Popeye!!!